A Penis Parade If you suspect that local productions of sex farces have gotten too tame, he Lambda Players have a boner—uh, bone to pick with you. Their latest production is the premiere of a new play by local writers Matthew Burlingame (Paperclip Messiah), who also directs, and Tom Swanner (Opening Lines). Poughkeepsie Porn Co. is […]
September 8, 2010
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CAROLINA BEACH, N.C. (WGHP) – A restaurant in Carolina Beach is stirring up some controversy after they posted a sign on the store window that reads “Screaming children will not be tolerated.” The owner of the Olde Salty restaurant, Brenda Armes, toldWECT-TV that she is tired of having customers complain about misbehaving and screaming children […]
September 8, 2010
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Hamptons partygoers got to listen to a little Dennis Rodman lovemaking after he took six girls up to his bedroom with a cordless microphone switched on in his pocket. Promoters at the Hotel Indigo in Hampton Bays were astonished when they heard Rodman talking dirty over the music at their pool party in the early hours […]
September 8, 2010
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In a strike against the creeping municipal menace of sagging pants and skirts, a Georgia mayor today signed an ordinance that will allow cops to fine violators caught exposing a hint of underwear. The new law will crack down on those caught wearing droopy drawers in the city of Dublin, where Mayor Phil Best this […]
September 8, 2010
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The summer box office might as well have been titled Inception. That’s how hard it was to figure out. Ticket prices were sky high, but ticket sales were slightly off. Tom Cruise bombed, and then he didn’t. And so on and so odd. It’s time to try to sort things out: The Big Hits 1. Toy Story 3. […]
September 8, 2010
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