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468 Tomorrows

December 31, 2011

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January 1, the beginning of a new chapter in your life.   This year is going to be different, for most people that new chapter is a distant memory by February. For me January first, was just one day in a series of tomorrows.   The process hadn’t worked for me, I thrive on adrenaline, last… [Read more…]

The 3 Types Of Holiday Hookups, Defined

December 30, 2011

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Are you a booty call, friend with benefits or one-night stand? New study defines hookup types. Holiday hookups may be all the rage this season — you know, right alongside temporary boyfriends and desperate attempts to hang out under the mistletoe. Temporary Holiday Boyfriends: WTF? But before you take the plunge into Christmas sex, you… [Read more…]

Are you smarter than a 75 year old? (who you gonna call?)

December 29, 2011

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They, say if you dont use it, you lose it.  For years, people memorized telephone numbers.  They used words and letters  to help them remember.  Using prefixes was widely used for decades (Call BEacon 6-3157,) some people took it a little further by using the letters on the phone to create numbers  415-hot-fade.   Few people under 30 utilize… [Read more…]

Rape was her only way out of Northgate?

December 28, 2011

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Just north of downtown Sacramento, across the American River lies the Northgate/Gardenland neighborhoods .  Northgate boulevard separates the communities.  Gardenland (the older of the two neighhorhoods)  can be traced back to the mid 1920′s , In 1926, the town of North Sacramento and the County of Sacramento approved the subdivision of Gardenland. The original subdivision map boundaries are Wilson Avenue to the… [Read more…]

Somehow…Someday!…

December 27, 2011

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US. .control over the island is the main reason why Puerto Rico hasn’t successfully developed a legitimate democracy Fifty years ago, West Side Story jetted and sharked its way into the hearts of America. Half a century later, what does the average U.S. citizen know about Puerto Rico and Puerto Ricans? I’m guessing much of it has… [Read more…]

And They Called it Puppy Tug

December 26, 2011

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She dumped him, kept the ring and the Bentley.   He wanted the dog.  Perhaps she wanted to extend her 15 minutes.  He has clearly moved on and is seeing two other women.  So the battle over Charlie, their shared Cavalier King Charles spaniel continues. Hugh Hefner, Crystal Harris and Charlie Cityfella

The 5 Rules of a Successful Breakup

December 26, 2011

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My ex broke up with me out of nowhere. The guys in the Penile, er, the Peanut Gallery think I just missed the signs. But believe me: I’ve replayed the entire relationship in my head. There were no red flags*. We were practically living together when he dropped the breakup bomb during an episode of Law… [Read more…]

Merry Christmas from from Sacramento,California USA

December 25, 2011

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Thank you for following Sacratomatoville Post  and telling your friends and those friends telling their friends.We want to thank the thousands now following this blog, with its misspellings, grammatical errors which many of you have strongly voiced your opinions.  Four words-were working on it Hoping you and yours have the Best Christmas Ever!

The bastard next to the mashed potatoes

December 24, 2011

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Damm, she thought to herself, this is one about the only reasons  come, Auntie Tracey’s potatoes.   Everybody in the family has the receipt ,but they don’t come out like hers.  Maybe somebody will ask for some,  and then they can pass me the potatoes. I haven’t spoken to that nigger in years and I ani’t… [Read more…]

Over a third of Swedes have lost faith in King Carl XVI Gustaf

December 23, 2011

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The poll carried out by Novus Opinion on behalf of Sweden’s TV4 news shows that 35 percent of Swedes have little or very little faith in the King, while only 30 percent support him and the rest remain ambivalent. The monarchy retains the support of the majority of the population however, with 56 percent favouring… [Read more…]

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