Fernando Porras attempted to Snap Crackle Pop his wife with Goof off

Posted on January 18, 2012



Despite the smell and weird taste, Mrs Porras ate the  Rice Krispies.   Her daughter called  911 , and she was taken to Foothill Presbyterian Hospital in Azuza, California  with her husband at her side.

Needing a cigarette ,Mr Fernando Porras stepped outside side  and  never returned (perhaps it was the site of the  police car) after further investigation authorities tracked him down and arrested him on suspicion of attempted murder.

He is suspected of tainting the cripies with Goof off .

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Including Wives(They didn’t say that.)

Today, tracking Fernando (his bail is set at a million dollars ) down isn’t a problem, you can get his take Thurday thru Saturday from 10am to 5pm at the Los Angeles County Jail .

Cityfella

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