Boy when I get it wrong, I get it wrong.. Last week I thought Lisa Lampenelli, feared Victoria Gotti, WRONG!
Last week, Ms Gotti was in the board room, and didn’t like being on the chopping block-at the end of the day it was Cheryl Tiegs. She angrily entered the main room with serious “tude’ sputtering “Women will turn on you quicker than a anyone . No problem. In fact, bring it on.” “you can’t trust women, they’re Bitches!
The Challenge this week was for both teams to put on a Medieval Times Show. The project manager of the winning team would get 40grand for his or her charity. The teams would be graded on creative and an over all entertainment value. The teams work with experts on staging, lighting and sword fighting (I did say Medieval?). One of the judges was James Lipton the host of Inside the Actor’s Studio.
The project manager for the mens team “Unanimous” was Penn Jillette, Lisa Lampanelli led ” Forte”. Lisa was a pit bull and made it VERY CLEAR she did not like being interrupted, some of the women didn’t like her style.
The men’s team has its own problems when Dee Snider (Twisted Sister) breaks his finger riding a horse during rehearsals and refuses to go to the hospital until the show was over, (what a trooper) . Actor Lou Ferrigno (The Green Hunk) gets a little too into his sword fight training while Takei has trouble getting his lines right, which messes up the lighting and sound.
The ladies: Victoria Gotti says during rehearsals, directing is not her thing and didn’t display the best attitude. In fact, she gets fed up with her team and wants to switch over to the men’s side.
The Trumpster, liked the ladies performance however ,it was about votes and the audience liked the men, it wasn’t close 558 to 363. The men once again beat the women.
Gotti Got It in the Board Room
Lisa brought Dayna (Miss Universe 2008) Mendoza, and Victoria Gotti to the final board room. Lisa hurled the first bomb, saying Victoria misspelled Medieval (Mid-Evil) “she didn’t google it or looked at the letterhead with Medieval on it . Gotti struck back saying how hard she worked. While Victoria worked the second day, she insisted she worked hard on both days, this Angered Donald Jr. who called her on her shit! But no one could stop Lisa,she was on a roll. “She hired Stage managers and knew the importance of the position as she is one of the top female comics in country. In the end she convinced everyone including the Trumpster that she knew her stuff……
Lampanelli’s P-A-S-S -I-O-N (Lipton loved it!) saved her. In the end it was Gotti’s stage-directing mishaps, including her inability to cue a trumpet sound, and threat to quit that had Trump sending her home.
“I’ve never felt more unneeded or unwanted in my life ever,” Gotti says. “What I just witnessed in that Boardroom terribly shocked me.”
Note: A bit of editing problem-when Victoria got on the elevator her hair was straight… and magically curled as she walked from the door to the limo.
Speaking of hair…. Sometimes it’s time… M’s Gotti someone might confuse you with a 23-year-old girl-IF the saw you from the rear for about 25 seconds…. ok 10 seconds. Its time Vicki, to give up the weave…..and be free.