August 1st , wasn’t a typical day for Myrtle Beach Police officer Welch. Someone reported a person or persons intoxicated in Balsam Park.
On a creek bridge within the park, the officer saw two people lying down near the bushes.
As he crossed the bridge, he saw a female with her panties and shorts pulled down to her ankles and her genitals exposed . He also saw a man lying faced down performing oral sex on her.
When the female(Audra Rodriguez)saw the officer , she tried to push the mans head away, you can almost hear her say, Daddy-stop, its the po po! Which could have been interpreted as, a little to the left.
The officer told the lovely 64 year old Ms Rodriguez to get dressed. As she was getting dressed he asked 76 year old James Harsey for ID.
The amorous couple was arrested and booked for misdemeanor lewd and lascivious conduct and charged for being intoxicated in the park as they had three opened bottles of Vodka.
No word on Officer Welch, who may be suffering from “Hysterical Blindness”