Remember back in the day, when there was a single reunion show? Well that was long ago. Bravo has stretched this sucker into three nights and its been a rating winner for the network
My interest was waning last week. I had enough of Teresa and Jacqueline. However Rosie and Juicy Joe was entertaining. He is an Egyptian like his wife, lost and adrift in denial . It very likely this is his last season on housewives as he could be on-route to the big house from anywhere from a few months to 10 years for using his brothers driver licences.
Kim D. a waste of time
Weavaline, appeared to the record straight on the Posche fashion show set up . She, not Teresa set Melissa up because Melissa endorsed a rival store. Joe Gorga manned up and apologized and it was the Kumbaya or yawn moment of the evening .
Strippa Gate
Melissa is and was not a strippa! Not a strippa! Chris Laurita, did not meet Jacqueline dancing in Las Vegas. Juicy Joe Giudice said that’s what Chris told him.? Wrong! Not Jacqueline, not Melissa. How so nevah, Joe Gorga WAS a stripper back in his college days as a Chippendale’s Dancer. Joe claimed that for a year he made $1,000 a night. Splaines a lot!
Brother and Sister Act
Of course the real drama came from Teresa and her brother. Joe Gorga is a passionate man, his tears weren’t manufactured for the camera. His desire to have a relationship with his family is genuine. From the first time we met him last season(the riot at the hotel) we could see he wanted a relationship with his sister and mother and father. We learned at the reunion show its been more that a year since the Gorgas and Giudice’s have seen each other.
Caroline Manzo and Chris Laurita haven’t haven’t reconnected with their sister Dina (Dina was on RHONJ season one)
Rumorville and Jacqueline’s Newly found Backbone
It is said taping of the Reunion at the Borgata Hotel went on for more than 14 hours. The mill said Xanax was passed around like candy. That might be the explanations for Jacqueline Laurita’s newly found backbone. Last season reunion, the former wet noodle was missing in action. It was too emotional? This reunion she had a LOT to contribute. At one point producer and her hubby had to tell her to butt out of a discussion between Joe Gorga and Teresa.
A Little Reality
It’s all a bunch of bulls–t,” opined Chris in the most down-to-earth moment of the reunion special. “We’re sitting here fighting about stuff that is ridiculous. What’s happened to us with our son, it really makes you realize what’s important. This s–t is not important.”
Based on what you seen in the reunion, will you return for Season 5?
Posted on October 17, 2012