Newt is about to have a  real Hissy Fit!

The former speaker of the house wasn’t  happy with NBC’s Brian Williams’ silencing of the audience During Monday’s debate in Tampa. This morning, his campaign is accusing Mitt Romney‘s campaign of packing Thursday night’s audience, like some kind of Republican establishment Snickers™ bar.   Thing have become so heated between the two, expect someone to talk about someones mama.  Meanwhile Ron Paul is slowly becoming the Betty White of the debates  ”I don’t think we should go to the moon,” he said. “I think maybe we should send some politicians up there.”  However, Jon Santorum took the night with double knock out punches on Mitt an Newt.

Yo! Newt, U know that I know that you know that I know something.  It’s Mr’s Pelosi 2 U!

Last month, Pelosi also voiced her ominous claim that she has secret information, telling Talking Points Memo that she had “major dirt” on Gingrich that could dash his White House dreams.She said she would unveil thousands of pages stemming from an ethics committee investigation “when the time’s right.”

Going, Going…….

After 45 years,time to say good bye to the former Terminal B at the Sacramento International Airport

WWSWD?

If  your day isnt complete without a Wal-Mart Hello, better shop before 10pm and after am. the world’s largest retailer, has removed greeters from the overnight shift at its U.S. supercenters, chipping away at a 30-year tradition of making sure all shoppers are welcomed to the store.  The move will save money and ensure Wal-Mart has the right staffing levels during peak and nonpeak hours, David Tovar, a spokesman, said in a telephone interview.  Founder Sam Walton added greeters in 1980 to make his giant low-price stores friendly and welcoming.  If he were alive What Would Sam Walton Do?

Perhaps Red is her signature color

Rihanna at Lax

Mayor S.O S (Stuck on Stupid)

East Haven, Connecticut a suburb of   New Haven, where four police officers were arrested Tuesday by the FBI on charges including deprivation of rights and obstruction of justice.

Mayor Joseph Maturo, was also criticized for his recent reappointment of police Chief Leonard Gallo, who was apparently referred to in the indictment as a co-conspirator. The four officers are accused of waging a campaign of harassment against Latino residents and businesses, including assaulting people while they were handcuffed and intimidating people who tried to investigate or report misconduct allegations.

All four have pleaded not guilty. On  Tuesday, a reporter from New York’s WPIX-TV, Mario Diaz,  asked, “What are you doing for the Latino community today? “Maturo’s response: “I might have tacos when I go home; I’m not quite sure yet.”

He initially defended his response and said it was being unfairly twisted. But he later apologized, saying he’d had a long day of interviews.

2012 Oscar (Best Picture Nominees)

     The Artist

“The Desendants

“ Extremly Loud and Incredibly Close

The Help*

Hugo

     Midnight In Paris*

   Moneyball *

  The Tree of Life

  War Horse

*Seen

We told cha it was gonna get UGLY between Newt and Mitt!

And boy did it !

Were silly, we think  thats  Jon/ Joan Santorum before make up!.

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Those Krispy Kreme Politicians out of Tennessee are so full of Sweet Humor

For those who believe bad press is better than no press, don’t live in Tennessee.  Remember this name and face .  Senator Stacey Campbell, his name should be bantered about and by the weekend he should be seen on some cable news shows.     It seems, Senator Campbell believes  it’s Virtually Impossible” For Heterosexuals To Contract AIDS   We find these stories for your OMG enjoyment

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“My understanding is that it is virtually — not completely, but virtually — impossible to contract AIDS through heterosexual sex…very rarely [transmitted],”

“Most people realize that AIDS came from the homosexual community — it was one guy screwing a monkey, if I recall correctly, and then having sex with men. It was an airline pilot, if I recall,” Campfield, who is 43 and a Christian,

“A person is hetrosexual because of the presensce of genitalia of one sex or the other . No one exceeding rare congemital defomity have both kinds of genitalia. “

Speaking about his “Don’t Say Gay” bill, Campfield claims, ”[Homosexuals] do not naturally reproduce. It has not been proven that it is nature. It happens in nature, but so does beastiality That does not make it right or something we should be teaching in school.”

And despite the fact that two gay Tennessee teens,

Jacob Rogers and Phillip Parker, have committed suicide in since last month, Campfield claims, ”That bullying thing is the biggest lark out there.”  He is agaisnt any anti bullying laws.

Nene Leaks from the Real Housewives from Atlanta(RHOA) break out Star?

Nene Leaks, the first mouth of Atlanta is warm and getting warmer.  Looks as she may be the next breakout star from Bravo’s houswife franchise.  Last year, Nene appeared of the Celebrity Apperentice and almost  killed Star Jones (joking of course).   The first mouth of Atlanta found her way on national tawk shows , followed by apperances on “The Game” and last week on Glee.   The rumor mill says Mrs Leaks character may return next season where she and Sue Slyvester become enemies.  They’re both tall and imposing women…hmmm.

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Not heard on most local and National Airways

When I awoke the next morning, it was the usual routine. Then, later that morning, I remembered what had happened*. My cat has a more manly fart. I couldn’t stop laughing. I immediately called him and told him the story**. He wasn’t embarrassed. He laughed, too. It was official—the farting stage had begun.

For three months my boyfriend had been holding in his farts, walking into the kitchen pretending to need a drink, getting something out of his car, or going outside to play with the dog. He was even holding it in while he was sleeping, apparently. But once the floodgates opened, WOW did they open***. He freely farted all of the time, and I didn’t find him less attractive at all. In fact, I was almost relieved the time had come. He felt comfortable enough in front of me to pass the deadliest, loudest gas ever.

But it was also concerning. Was this it? Was the mystery gone? Not to mention that when the floodgates opened, the flood of TMI began. His bathroom habits played way too big of a role in our everyday conversation—like when he would come home to announce he had to “clean his pipes.”

 Women fart, too. This is a fact. But we tend to not cut loose so freely. I can imagine the relief you must feel when you get to the open farting stage in your relationship, but we rarely find ourselves at that stage—at least, not for months or years. We worry you won’t find us as attractive anymore.****

 I have friends who’ve been together for seven years who’ve never farted in front of each other. Ever. In fact, they’ve never even admitted to taking a dump in the house. I thought this was strange until another friend admitted the same thing about her and her fiancé. I mean, doesn’t the time have to come where it’s okay to be human?*****

Last night, I was speaking to a master farter, my brother. He told me that, as a courtesy to his wife, when he farts in bed, he positions his body and the sheets to guide the stench harmlessly to the bottom of the bed. I mean, seriously?

Let’s simplify this, guys. Here are Kate’s New Rules of Farting:

1. Try not to fart in the presence of your wife or girlfriend.

2. If you do, excuse yourself.

3. Never let your flatulence become a frequent joke or topic of conversation.

4. Don’t use the term “cleaning my pipes,” especially when it means you’re about to clog mine.

 5. Above all, if your lady lets one slip, don’t make her feel less attractive. Got it? Good. Let’s never speak of this again.******

By Kate Oswalt/Mens Health

When the cops asked Michael West of  Fond du Lac, Wisconsin what happened to his wife Rebecca who’s nose was bleeding and had bruises on her neck and face, he said ghost did it.

Bad boys, bad boys, what cha gonna do, what cha gonna do, when they come for you? 

If you’ve ever seen an episode of Cops-you know what happen next.

Micheal fights with cops who are trying to arrest him.

Cops didn’t buy the ghost story.  Didn’t buy the story of her falling down.  The droplets of blood on her Green Bay Packer Jersey and  droplets on the floor.  Being intoxicated didn’t help either.

His wife Rebecca said they where having financial problems  and they got into an argument which turned violent, he  twice strangled her, and  he punched her in the face when she tried to dial 911.

Obama Care is the great unknown, its intent is to help millions of Americans who do not have health care.   If you have health care through your employer, you may view Obama Care as an unfair tax.    After all why should you have to pay for health care for someone else?

We live in an uncertain world.  Job security is a myth-it doesn’t exist.

Hundred of thousands of Americans  have lost their jobs in the last few years.  The economic crises has effected workers who have worked for companies for 20 years or more.    One of the first realizations for the worker who have always had medical coverage are the costs.  It’s expensive, extremely expensive.  To replace my current coverage(with a co-pay) would exceed my current rent by 20%.

If the unemployed has a family member needing medical care he will learn, real  help isn’t available until his or her savings and holdings (the family home) is exhausted.    This in the richest country in the world. 

Health Cares effects all Americans, not just  Republicans and Democrats.

Ultimately, tax payers pay for the uninsured  through higher medical cost, which would be considerably  lower if the patients were able to afford preventive care.

My last five day stay in a Sacramento Hospital without surgery cost nearly  27,000.

Before Obama Care, The United States of  America was by far and away the largest country without proper health care for its citizens.    There has to be something wrong with a country that offers subsidies  to Oil Companies and  questions the need for health care of all of its citizens.

The full implementation of the law is still two years away, a  long time for those without Medical care. Until then the political sky is  falling.  I find it interesting when I see politicians shaking  the hands of people, feeling their pain saying they understand, promising to improve their quality of life.  Whisked away in a limo or luxury bus to feel the pain of the next group.

I am one of those with a  pre-existing condition.   I live in constant fear of losing my job, not because of the economic crises difficulty finding another job, its the fear of losing my medical coverage, my medicines.   ( My cobra coverage would be over $800 a month)  There is a waiting period of 90 to 180 days before new a new hire can receive medical coverage.

Obama Care,might ease some of those fears.   At this point,what is my other option?

Cityfella 

Just a few days ago he was the man.  He would cruise into South Carolina giving him two wins in row, show over, by summer with would be him and old man Paul.

Newt was done, the man has more baggage than most small airports.  The Republican hierarchy wasn’t  pleased with his Bain attacks on Romney.  THEN, the second wife put him on blast for world to see.    Infidelity, Open Marriage, that wouldn’t resonate with ultra conservative South Carolina. Romney was a shoo in….

But, Newt-good old hound dog Newt-who stripped off his nice Sears persona after Iowa, and returned to the I’ll chew you up if you get near my bone.  The Newt, some of us have grown to love.  Screw everybody, I’m gonna get nasty! I don’t care who likes it!

Mitt Romney, is camera ready.  Thin,fit, hair gelled into place.   Newt Gingrich, isn’t, he stands with a meanness that says, I hate being on a this frigging diet!     Mitt, is the polished ,he missteps from time to time but his persona is so cool that no one barely notices.

Watching the two to them is like watching Barbara Walters and Joan Rivers.   It’s just a matter of time-and it won’t be long.  And as much Joan makes you cringe, you find yourself cheering  for her frankness.     From the moment Newt said”“I realize the red light doesn’t mean anything to you because you’re the frontrunner,” he said. “Can we drop a little bit of the pious baloney…”   Political pundits across the nation stood up and said Newt’s back!

With his second’s wife’s interview on Nightline, a day before the South Carolina debate. One might think Newt was out for the count,

Newt, should buy CNN’s John King flowers and chocolates.

The first question at the CNN sponsored debate: John King asked Gingrich a controversial question about an interview ABC conducted with his ex-wife Marianne in which she said the former Speaker wanted an “open marriage.” Gingrich then attacked King, calling his second wife’s claim “trash” and saying he was “appalled” that King would open a presidential debate with such a question.  His response was followed by a thunderous applause from the audience!

Another smooth move by Gingrich was having is tax returns available hours before the debate.

Within hours, Romney once double-digit lead over Gingrich began slipping.

On Wednesday, there was confusion out of Iowa, the state where Romney beat Jon Santorum by 8 votes.  It seems eight precincts never turned in certified results. Iowa GOP State Chairman Matt Strawn  said in a statement Thursday that the party could not declare a win.

Two central committee members said the group held a conference call Friday night to discuss the “confusion” about the results of the caucuses and directed Strawn to issue a statement making it clear that the party considered Santorum the winner.  A winner by 34 votes

On Saturday, Newt Gingrich who once trailed Mitt Romney as much as 14 points in South Carolina, won the winner take all primary by 13 points.

The former heir apparent, who rarely mentioned his opponents, was clearly angry Saturday, however, he still played nice and didn’t directly mention Newt’s name.

It’s been a shockingly bad week for Mitt Romney.  With Huntsman and Perry out.  Last Tuesday, it was clearly his game, he’d won Iowa, and New Hampshire, he was going to cruise in and out of South Carolina and after Florida it would come down to himself and Ron Paul.

As it stand today it Advantage, Newt.

It’s either luck or brilliance, Newt has painted Romney into a corner.  In the following days, we will see tax returns from Paul and Santorum.  Newt will continue to talk about Bain, he will also suggest Romney has something to hide by not disclosing his tax returns.

Romney the business man who has created over a hundred thousand jobs may have something to hide.   We know he paid 15% vs Gengrich 31% in taxes.   The BIG questions is how will voters react when he opens his books?    During at time when americans are angry at big business What if he  Invested in American corporations with large operations on foreign soil employing non americans workers?    As a millionaire, his money could be invested in many tax havens,shelters foreign banks that may place him squarely in the elitist corner, Newt is attempting to place him in.  This could well be the illegal nanny for Mitt, and lend suspicion to the man who say he’s the one who can generate jobs.

The other challenge for Romney, is with Newt’s momentum, can he afford to continue to take the high road.  Will he use the PAC’s again to generate mud?   And should he get in the pen with Newt, the mud would certainly  help Santorum and Paul, who is beginning to look like the elder statesman.

For Politicos the next fess days could be the playoffs……

Cityfella

I’ve been my ex’s wife and his mistress

The moment Denice Davison heard about Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson’s alleged affair with his first wife, ­she knew exactly how she ­was feeling.

Denice doesn’t know Alex Hall, who recently claimed she’d had ­a decade-long affair with the ­TV presenter behind his current ­wife Frances’ back, which ­Clarkson denies.

But she knows only too acutely the shock, humiliation and heartbreak of discovering her husband was sneaking back into his ex wife’s bed.

Denice, 34, says: “I still have no idea why my husband started sleeping with his first wife when he seemed so happy with me.

“I have a great deal of ­unanswered questions and feel a lot of anger towards him and just as much anger towards her. I know exactly how Jeremy’s wife feels.”

Denice’s husband Michael, 40, seems to have had some trouble deciding which of the women he married he wanted. Because just months after moving back in with his first wife, he was sleeping with Denice again.

“I know it sounds hypocritical,” says Denice. “I resented Michael’s first wife for being his ex-missus who then became his mistress.

“But after he’d moved back in with her, I slept with him so did exactly the same thing.

“I didn’t think of it as cheating. Being intimate with Michael again was just what I wanted, and just what I felt I was promised and ­deserved.”

Denice got together with Michael, a divorced builder, as ­quickly as ­their relationship was to end.

The pair met online at www.iloveyouraccent.com in March 2010. Michael had left the UK to live in California and Denice, a hairdresser from London, fancied him straight away.

“We clicked – big time,” she says. “We spoke every day for six weeks. Then Michael flew over to London for two weeks to see me.

“It wasn’t love at first sight because I don’t believe in that. But it was love. He checked into a posh hotel in Knightsbridge and we spent the entire time together.

“When Michael went back to America I missed him terribly. Things moved quickly because I was pregnant. I was so nervous about telling him on the phone.

“But Michael was thrilled. He said ‘No way? Really? Oh my God. Come over – now!’ He was over the moon and I thought my life was falling into place.

“He sent me the tickets to fly over to California and a week after breaking my pregnancy news I moved into his apartment. My only worry was things seemed too good to be true.”

Three months later, Michael proposed and the pair married in a simple ceremony in Santa Monica.

“We had a $40 ceremony ­with two strangers there as our witnesses,” says Denice. “It wasn’t my ideal wedding day, and Michael promised we’d have a better ceremony later on. But I didn’t care. I had my perfect man and a baby on the way and that was everything I’d dreamt of.”

Within weeks the newlyweds moved back to England, where they settled into a rented house in North London. “Michael couldn’t have been more attentive and generous,” recalls Denice.

“He was working a lot, but whatever I wanted before the baby arrived he happily bought. We fixed up a beautiful nursery and were so excited about being parents.”

But at seven months’ pregnant, Denice’s happiness screeched to a halt.

“Out of the blue, Michael said ‘I don’t want to be with you any more. I’m sorry. I’m going back to my ex-wife’. He said it so coldly, as if discussing something as mundane as a telephone bill. I was utterly in shock. I was his wife. I was going to have his baby.

“I screamed, cried and beggedhim to stay. I was extra emotional because I was pregnant.

“I just didn’t know what to do. And I was embarrassed because I thought it was my fault. Maybe if I’d been sexier, younger, wilder in bed or better looking he’d stay.

“I put all the blame on myself. Friends and family kept trying to reassure me but it didn’t make me feel any better.”

Michael returned to Denice’s side the day their daughter Charisma was born in January 2011. “He held our little girl with tears in his eyes and was so overwhelmed with love for her,” Denice says.

“For a moment, I felt sure he was back in my life. He didn’t have ­children with his ex-wife after seven years of marriage so this was his ­first child.

“I thought I’d won him back. I thought seeing his first child born would have rocked his world, and he’d say ‘I’ve made a terrible mistake’. I’d have let him come home with no issues.

“I was completely prepared to take him back. But at the end of that amazing day he told me to make a list of all the things I needed for ­our baby and promised he’d take ­care of us.

“He kissed me on the forehead and left. A kiss on the forehead for the woman he’d loved, married and who had just given birth to his child? I didn’t have the energy to punch him.” Denice spent the first weeks ­of motherhood breastfeeding, crying and wondering how it had all gone so wrong.

“Financially, Michael did take care of us,” she says. “I didn’t have to worry about going back to work. But although I know I didn’t have hardship like a lot of women, I still felt hard done by.

“As Michael lived only a few miles away with his first wife he would spend time with the baby every night at our house for hours. I’d make something to eat, then he’d go back to her. It was odd. I’d look over at him and feel so angry I’d want to throw something. Then I’d look at him and think ‘Why do I still want you?’.”

Soon the unconventional ­domestic arrangements shifted up a gear. ­Denice says: “Michael came around one day and as usual I said ‘Hi’ at the door – and he kissed me. It wasn’t just a kiss and things went on from there. ­Charisma was asleep and we ended up in ­bed together.

“It was wonderful. He was more loving than he’d ever been.”

Two days later, Michael returned and again he and Denice ended up in bed. And again, two days later.

“Then I started to make silly excuses to get him around,” recalls Denice. “I’d get dressed up and buy his favourite wine. I’d have taken him back in a heartbeat.

“We slept together four times. But one morning Michael said ‘I can’t do this any more. I’m really sorry, I love my wife. I’m ashamed’. And after promising we’d never want for anything he kissed me on the forehead again and left.”

Denise was devastated. “Michael was the first and last thing I thought of each day, and occupied my thoughts all the time. My heartbreak was all-encompassing.

“If I didn’t have our daughter ­I could write Michael off as a ­­bad thing that never happened,”­ she says.

“But there’s a baby involved and I always want him to be involved in her life.

“As the days go on I care about him less and less. He’d see Charisma every day if I’d let him and already sees her around four times a week. But my heart is now firmly closed ­to him.

“I feel horrible for his other wife but she obviously had no idea what was going on. But I feel horrible for me, too.”

Michael says: “Yes, I was married to Denice and went back to my wife. And yes, I did sleep with Denice after that. But let’s leave it at that.”

● MICHAEL’S NAME HAS BEEN CHANGED

By: Julie McCaffreyUK Mirror

At my other office “Alhambra Safeway” yesterday.  I saw this guy feeling up these huge bags of candy marked down 50%.  Fifty percent ! I thought to myself-and quickly realized my big azz didn’t need s big bag of candy and walked away.   Making my way to the front of the store, I thought to myself  why am I hear at rush hour? Everyone who lives mid/downtown is here.    Luckley I found  an Express lane with only two people..  Directly to my left in the other Express Lane was the candy man and behind him was a lady with a loaf of  bread and a large  yogurt.

Oblivious to the line behind him, candy man wants to chat up the checker, who was very aware of the evil eyes of the people  inline..   Candy man  told the checker, the candy was 75% off , lying his ass off and wanting someone to check…. I knew his game, with so many people in line,  a lot of checkers will just give it to him…   His checker wasnt buying. There was a stand off.       The bread and yogurt lady, began slowing twisting her body in line… which caught my eye- the pissed twist.  Meanwhile the standoff between candyman and the checker continued, with the candyman fingering the candy.  A ( I can’t fucking believe this-I wish he was dead ) sigh from bread and yoguart .  I chuckled, so did my checker,(we could feel her pain) suddenly bread and yogurt dashed behind the women who was behind me.  Within seconds she was out and  in the parking lot .  One car separated ours, I looked at her and said “Its a good thing you didn’t have a gun’  she screamed  YES ! smiled and drove off in her Mini Cooper.

Speaking of Mash up I am so hooked on this one….

His Goodies brought all the BOYZ to the yard

Okay, on first sight, I thought he was a bit old to have pants sagging  a  50-60ish man.  Clearly a fan of Hanes at the West Sac Home Depot.   He was nursing a Starbucks coffee at check out when his pants gave way,  reaching for his pants his Hanes revealed a half moon.   Suddenly he tipped over revealing more than most of us wanted to see. Especially on an empty stomach.   Some Employees and customers ran to his aid , pulling up his pride.  Turns out there was more than coffee in that Starbucks… and the men helped him to an area where he could sit down.

Aqua Net Heavy?

I’m disturbed ( a lot of u are saying-this is news?)  What with da hair?   Whatz up with Callista Gingrich’s hair?      

It has to be the stiffest mane on the planet.  Does it move?   Is it detachable?  Let hope this is not the beginning of a trend?

She’s the third wife….  

The Second wife speaks

Newt has more baggage than most Airports, how will this play in  conservative South Carolina?  Perhaps someone will steal of the TV’s

Scary in Slow Motion

Lions, Tiger’s and Bears, The last time I drove the a park like that, they told us to lock the doors and keep the windows up….       Common Sense isn’t Common.

The most hated man in Italy

The Captain of the Costa Concordiae  cruise ship,  Francesco Schettino’s

All of a sudden the boat listed between 60-70 degrees. I tripped and ended up in one of the lifeboats. That’s why I was in there in the lifeboat’

The transcript shows how the coastguard mocked the fleeing captain as he urged him to fulfil his duty by returning to the £400million vessel, which came to grief after hitting rocks off a Tuscan island.

But with his terrified second-in-command sitting next to him, he flatly refuses – complaining that it is ‘dark and he can’t see anything’ – before asking how many fatalities there have been.

As Schettino faces the prospect of charges of multiple manslaughter, causing shipwreck and abandoning ship, the devastating transcript of Friday night’s events appeared to make a mockery of his claims that he had ‘saved’ lives.

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She looks good, but will she look THIS good at 60-plus (doubt it)

angelina jolie                                  Helen Mirren

I could have been a contender  THIS FFIN BITES!

Gop Candidate Jon Santorum actually won Iowa after all by 34 votes.  Days late and millions short! Can you say DARN!

The Newest Apprentice Housewife Teresa Giudice

Last Year Donald Hit Pay dirt with Atlanta Housewife Nene Leaks, will lighting strike twice?

15 Grand?

2013 Dodge Dart

Go 49ers-Beat NY

From 1984 We’re the 49ers