Browsing All posts tagged under »Humor«

No smiling in the Gym

January 22, 2014

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I appreciate Sacramento, with nearly a two and half million people in the region the city hasn’t lost its small town charm.  People still smile here .  In ten or twenty years I imaging a different Sacramento.   More people competing for space.  Before Sac, I lived in San Francisco and New York,  in those […]

Red Vinyl Chairs Must Be Killed

December 14, 2012

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I was THU (Tired Hungry and Unreasonable) a community meeting went way too long.  I wanted to eat, turn on my Mp3  player and just be still.. Food meant now,  anything warm at  a Seven Eleven  a gulp of some kind or fast food, I don’t care.  I’m not counting numbers.   I forgot, I  carpooled, and I’m the […]

When the Farting Begins

January 25, 2012

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My boyfriend at the time was not a small boy. He was a proud former football player and still built like one, too. It was the middle of the night, when all of the sudden I heard him making pushing noises. As he grunted and groaned, I braced myself, anticipating an explosion under the sheets. […]

Let’s assume the Chipmunks turned Edward Brown on -So much so, he got naked in the front row of the theater?

January 5, 2012

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New word (created here) Animationphile:  Individuals who are turned on by animation: This new word  might explain the actions of  Chicago native Edward Brown . On the 29th December, Mr Brown, (Ed to his friends) bought a ticket to the 4pm screening of Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked at the Classic Cinema at the suburban North Riverside Park Mall.. […]

MANBOOBS ( A short story about male jiggling)

November 23, 2011

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We are not firm forever…. Now of course if your a twenty something ,firm is forever.   A twenty-something  believes if he eats right and work outs hourly he will look the same at ripe old age of forty.  Many of them are still being supported by their family and can afford to workout 26 […]

Break it to me gently….

November 20, 2011

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iT was an  office Christmas Party where my former wife worked.    The party was being held at a posh location downtown,. With the exception of some of the serving staff I was the only black person at the party. AS the wine and champaign poured  I had to avoid mistletoes…  It seemed every one had […]

When your Zipper is down……( a short story)

November 17, 2011

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When you initially discover your zipper is down, you go into a quiet but major panic, you immediately  spin around and with one life saving pull its up. Then you go into a major state of paranoia  wondering  how many people have seen your fruit of the looms.   A thin piece of fabric separates you from some morals charge.  Boxers are especially […]

Police rescue man from sealed luggage locker

November 14, 2011

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In the middle of the night a man in southern Sweden called theJönköping police station and requested their help in rescuing him from a sealed baggage locker at Nässjö‘s Central Station.  At first, the confused officers suspected it to be a prank call, especially as the man didn’t answer his phone when they called him back. But […]

Don’t protect us from “Dean Winters’ the Mayhem Guy

October 20, 2011

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You’ve seen him everywhere, Law and Order, 30 Rock,  Sex in the City, OZ, and he guest starred on many shows from CSI to Rescue Me. Right now he is Mayhem,  From his pink head band to his sippy cup,he is hysterical,  Allstate has winner with Mayhem(Dean Winters)… Cityfella

There’s an App for That: Are You Dating an A-Hole?

October 12, 2011

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Are you dating an a-hole? Amber Madison’s A-Hole Tester app for the iPhone will help you find out once and for all! You already know that sexpert Amber Madison has written a book geared towards helping you determine whether or not all guys are a-holes. But guess what? There’s an app for that, too! Based […]

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