THE VIEW FROM SACRATOMATOVILLE ( MTV Music Video Awards)


The 2009 MTV “Music Video Awards——— The View From Sacrotomatoville

JURASSIC SHOE’S ?
Djimon Hounson & Kimora Lee Simmons

Beyonce- Serving Legs
Lady Gaga                            Mae West
Amber Rose
(wasn’t she on Star Trek?)
Kanye West (Butching it up) with Amber Rose
“This is NOT a weave”
Cassie
Yeah, I’m hott- Next Question?
Keri Hilson
Is Kate Perry A Zena Princess Warrior Fan?
Pink is his signature color
Tyson Ritter
Speaking of Pink…….

Lookin Good Pink……..but.
U betta open a BIG can of whoop ass
someone sold Shakira the same dress.
Look who shops at Sears
its me
Taylor lautner

Russell Brand
maybe this would look better up close?
Nope
No Comment
Buzz Aldrich and His wife Lois
Good Looking Bastard
“Gossip Girl’s”
Chance Crawford

Solange Knowles
“These are our Church Clothes”
P. Diddy and Dirty Money
Not sure why I’m here-thought this was a botox party.
Faye Dunaway
I wasn’t there but I am still fucking pissed
“No I’ll Stand”
Melody Thornton
Out of Mascara!!!!
Green Day
J. Lo you are so beautiful
but baby, that dress is jacked!
Did jall just come from rehab?
Taylor Swift
you look fantastic.
were gonna kick some Kenye ass-
“See I told ya we would blend in-we both look like we are in our late twenties”
Joe and Billy Perry
Joe is that you?
Jermaine Jackson
Lookin Good
Kristin Cavallari
” I was in the bedding department at Target and thought I would make me a dress”
Lauren Conrad
Clearly from the Upper East Side
Gossip Girl’s
Leighton Mester
Julie Henderson
Mae Madonna Mae
hmmmm?
2009-0r 1983
Fashions and Hair Inspired by The Cosby Show
Vanessa and  Angela Simmons and Jessica Brown

Published by CityFella

Moved to the Big Tomata in the nineties from San Francisco. No Suburbs for me with its single colored houses and lawns and the excitement of pulling out my trash can once a week. I'm a CityFella , a part time New Yorker. I'm happiest in the Center City where people the streets and people are alive. I'm still waiting to buy a 34th floor condo somewhere downtown/Midtown with a nightclub. "Hurry I'm old" My politics are somewhere in the middle with a needle that constantly moves. I'm too liberal to be a Republican and too conservative to be a Democrat. Everything interests me . I've come to love Sacratomato, Its a nice town in cheap sensible shoes .

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