ITS FRIDAY: That means it’s ” Topless Woman Masturbating in Minivan day”


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Timing is everything.      Meet Vicki Myers….   M’s Myers and her three children were staying at Naperville,Ill  Red Roof Inn.    Needing some alone time, she stepped in her Chrysler Mini Van to celebrate a  moment in her life.

A Naperville officer who was in the area responding to an unrelated call spotted a topless Miss Vicki in the van.      She initially told the cop she was changing clothes and then admitted she was pleasuring herself.  She sort of had to…as the officer discovered some adult toys adjacent to her.

The officer probably would give her a (as you were)  referred her to the Sears Parking lot.   But amongst her pleasure toys was a loaded 9mm Sig Sauer handgun in the Chrysler, for which she didn’t have papers for.

She was charged with unlawful possession of a firearm.

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Moved to the Big Tomata in the nineties from San Francisco. No Suburbs for me with its single colored houses and lawns and the excitement of pulling out my trash can once a week. I'm a CityFella , a part time New Yorker. I'm happiest in the Center City where people the streets and people are alive. I'm still waiting to buy a 34th floor condo somewhere downtown/Midtown with a nightclub. "Hurry I'm old" My politics are somewhere in the middle with a needle that constantly moves. I'm too liberal to be a Republican and too conservative to be a Democrat. Everything interests me . I've come to love Sacratomato, Its a nice town in cheap sensible shoes .

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