ITS FRIDAY: That means it’s ” Topless Woman Masturbating in Minivan day”


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Timing is everything.      Meet Vicki Myers….   M’s Myers and her three children were staying at Naperville,Ill  Red Roof Inn.    Needing some alone time, she stepped in her Chrysler Mini Van to celebrate a  moment in her life.

A Naperville officer who was in the area responding to an unrelated call spotted a topless Miss Vicki in the van.      She initially told the cop she was changing clothes and then admitted she was pleasuring herself.  She sort of had to…as the officer discovered some adult toys adjacent to her.

The officer probably would give her a (as you were)  referred her to the Sears Parking lot.   But amongst her pleasure toys was a loaded 9mm Sig Sauer handgun in the Chrysler, for which she didn’t have papers for.

She was charged with unlawful possession of a firearm.

Cityfella

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