Traumatic Hand Job: Denied by Court


We all have bad days and received bad advice.  The pay day sought by Hubert Blackman is on hold for now.     You see Mr Blackman, contacted  Las Vegas Exclusive Personals alleging that his rights were violated (and he suffered mental distress) as a result of a $120 hand job provided by one of the firm’s escorts.

He was seeking 1.8 million dollars for his distress.

Question: Would 1.8 million dollars ease your mental distress?

show of hands please..

Kill joy, New York District Judge Loretta Preska said his “allegations do not suggest a basis for federal jurisdiction” as they did not “draw into question the interpretation or application of federal law. tisk,tisk,tisk

She also  went on to say his allegations do not suggest a basis for federal jurisdiction” as they did not “draw into question the interpretation or application of federal law.

She also noted that Blackman should not have filed his lawsuit in New York, but rather Nevada, where the supposed offense occurred.

Hubert was disappointed by the un-handy work of that hands on professional.  This is Vegas. it could have been a bait and switch on the NYC yoakle.   The professional he originally chose had friendly hands, the professional he chose had Carpal Tunnel

CityFella

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Moved to the Big Tomata in the nineties from San Francisco. No Suburbs for me with its single colored houses and lawns and the excitement of pulling out my trash can once a week. I'm a CityFella , a part time New Yorker. I'm happiest in the Center City where people the streets and people are alive. I'm still waiting to buy a 34th floor condo somewhere downtown/Midtown with a nightclub. "Hurry I'm old" My politics are somewhere in the middle with a needle that constantly moves. I'm too liberal to be a Republican and too conservative to be a Democrat. Everything interests me . I've come to love Sacratomato, Its a nice town in cheap sensible shoes .

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