You Betta Kiss Me!

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Lets be clear, refusing to kiss Helen Staudinger of Fort McCoy Florida has its own set of consequences.

According to the Marion County Sheriff Department, Ms Staudinger 92, went next door to speak with her neighbor Dwight Bettner 52, an argument ensued and Mr Bettner asked Ms Staudinger to leave.   She said she would not leave without a kiss Image result for kiss

Mr Bettner, declined.   Helen is an old school gal, so she went and got her gun and shot up his house, Bettner was hit with flying debris  but not injured .

Staudinger told a cop that she had planned to “shoot his car that he loved so much.” Investigators believe that she instead “fired diagonally through the victim’s carport hitting the house with all four rounds fired.”

Bettner told police he had on going issues with the enchantress for some time and told her he had a girlfriend at which time she threatened to shoot him.

Ms Helen is now in the big house facing a pair of felonies in lieu of a 15,000 bond.

This is a good time for Mr Bettner to contact a Realtor and be quick about it.    Someone should lend him a copy of Fatal Attraction…..there could be  boiling wabbits  in his future.


Published by CityFella

Big city fella, Born and Raised in the San Francisco Bay Area. Lived in New York (a part time New Yorker) for three years . I have lived in the Sacramento area since 1993. When I first moved here, I hated it. Initially found the city too conservative for my tastes. A great place to raise children however too few options for adults . The city has grown up, there is much to do here. The city suffers from low self esteem in my opinion, locals have few positive words to say about their hometown. visitors and transplants are amazed at what they find here. From, the grand old homes in Alkali Flats, and the huge trees in midtown, there are many surprises in Sacramento. Theater is alive is this area . And finally ,there is a nightlife... In.downtown midtown, for the young and not so young. My Criticism is with local government. There is a shortage of visionaries in city hall. Sacramento has long relied on the state, feds and real estate for revenue. Like many cities in America,Downtown Sacramento was the hub of activity in the area. as the population moved to the suburbs and retail followed. The city has spent millions to revive downtown. Today less than ten thousand people live downtown. No one at city hall could connect the dots. Population-Retail. Business says Sacramento is challenging and many corporations have chosen to set up operations outside the cities limits. There is vision in the burbs. Sacramento has bones, there are many good pieces here, leaders seem unable or unwilling to put those pieces together into. Rant aside, I love it here. From the trees to the rivers. But its the people here that move me. Sacramento is one of the most integrated cities in America. I find I'm welcome everywhere. The spices work in this city of nearly 500,000 and for the most part these spices blend well together. From Ukrainians to Hispanics and a sizable gay community, all the spices seem to work well here. I frequently travel and occasionally I will venture into a city with huge racial borders, where its unsafe to visit after certain hours. I haven't found it here. I cant imagine living in a community where there is one hue or one spice. I love the big trees, Temple Coffee House, the Alhambra Safeway, Zelda's Pizza, Bicyclist in Midtown, The Mother Lode Saloon, Crest Theater, and the Rivers. I could go on and I might. Sacramento is home.

3 thoughts on “You Betta Kiss Me!

  1. Yes I agree that Dwight should look for a new place. His father use to be a realitor but retired now. Dwight is my second cousin and his father is my first cousin. I thought your artical was soooo damn funny and the end. two thumbs up..


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