We don’t do THAT in Niceville!

Some fourteen year old’s find inspiration in church but not many.   So what do you do when your parents insist you go to church?  Masturbate?   At least that’s what one fourteen year old boy did Sunday in the sanctuary of the  First United Methodist Church in Niceville, Florida.

He was bored and its wasn’t like this was the first time,he told he cops  he amused himself at church the Sunday before, one of four witness discovered him stroking it.   He was BORED! so he played with it.

The young man was charged with misdemeanor indecent exposure and lewd and lascivious behavior.   Perhaps the adventurous youth read too much into the Church’s web site………….

Visitors should “feel as welcome as possible. That’s why we make it a priority to have a ‘come as you are’ atmosphere on our campus to make you feel at home the minute you arrive


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Moved to the Big Tomata in the nineties from San Francisco. No Suburbs for me with its single colored houses and lawns and the excitement of pulling out my trash can once a week. I'm a CityFella , a part time New Yorker. I'm happiest in the Center City where people the streets and people are alive. I'm still waiting to buy a 34th floor condo somewhere downtown/Midtown with a nightclub. "Hurry I'm old" My politics are somewhere in the middle with a needle that constantly moves. I'm too liberal to be a Republican and too conservative to be a Democrat. Everything interests me . I've come to love Sacratomato, Its a nice town in cheap sensible shoes .

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