Let’s assume the Chipmunks turned Edward Brown on -So much so, he got naked in the front row of the theater?


New word (created here) Animationphile:  Individuals who are turned on by animation:

This new word  might explain the actions of  Chicago native Edward Brown . On the 29th December, Mr Brown, (Ed to his friends) bought a ticket to the 4pm screening of Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked at the Classic Cinema at the suburban North Riverside Park Mall..

Shortly after the movie began, Mr Brown who sat in the front row, disrobed exposing his X rated genitalia to the G rated  audience made  up of children and  their parents.  After the grand or baby grand viewing , he returned to his seat.  Where he was arrested .

Brown told the po po , he had been let into the movie theater by an unknown woman who directed him to sit in the front row and remove his clothes. She purportedly said that she would return so that they could have sex and do drugs together.   She too is an Anamationphile

He was charged with a variety of criminal counts, including sexual exploitation of children and disorderly conduct. Brown is being held in the Cook County Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail.  Chipwrecked Indeed?

Cityfella

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Moved to the Big Tomata in the nineties from San Francisco. No Suburbs for me with its single colored houses and lawns and the excitement of pulling out my trash can once a week. I'm a CityFella , a part time New Yorker. I'm happiest in the Center City where people the streets and people are alive. I'm still waiting to buy a 34th floor condo somewhere downtown/Midtown with a nightclub. "Hurry I'm old" My politics are somewhere in the middle with a needle that constantly moves. I'm too liberal to be a Republican and too conservative to be a Democrat. Everything interests me . I've come to love Sacratomato, Its a nice town in cheap sensible shoes .

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