Dufus may get 18 months for stealing Girl Scout Cookie


Some people cant get out of their own way…..

Meet Terrell Lillybridge, 30

Terrell was on probation living a halfway house.  His life isn’t Jersey Shore fabulous, he has had a few minor setbacks.  He was sentenced in November 2007 to 57 months in prison following his conviction on a felony charge of being a felon in possession of a firearm. Lillybridge was arrested earlier that year after cops found a loaded “Tech 9mm semiautomatic assault gun” inside a Buick he was driving.

Before that incident he was involved in a gun battle that left him with a bullet wound to the abdomen (which apparently caused him to crash his vehicle). He was charged as a “felon in possession” due to a prior narcotics conviction for which he was sentenced to five years in state prison.

After leaving the federal prison in Leavenworth, Kansas in November 2010, Lillybridge checked into a halfway house for six months. He was freed in late-May, and immediately began serving a two-year probationary term.

While no one would confuse a half way house with a Ritz Carlton, it was much better than being in a prison and the half way house has a larger selection of cookies.

So numb nuts must have had a severe sweet tooth, he pilfered some cookies from another residence in the half way house.. But not just any cookies.  The coveted Girl Scout Cookies.   Can you imagine?  String up the varmint  now!   Of course, he was captured on camera.     And he as other problems….

He was also accused of failing to report his termination from his job at a factory in neighboring Moline, Illinois.

So, he could return to the big house, where big Eddie bakes Gingerless Ginger Snaps on the 2nd Tuesday of the month….

Dufus.

Cityfella

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Moved to the Big Tomata in the nineties from San Francisco. No Suburbs for me with its single colored houses and lawns and the excitement of pulling out my trash can once a week. I'm a CityFella , a part time New Yorker. I'm happiest in the Center City where people the streets and people are alive. I'm still waiting to buy a 34th floor condo somewhere downtown/Midtown with a nightclub. "Hurry I'm old" My politics are somewhere in the middle with a needle that constantly moves. I'm too liberal to be a Republican and too conservative to be a Democrat. Everything interests me . I've come to love Sacratomato, Its a nice town in cheap sensible shoes .

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