Calvin Bernard Hill is the KING of SEX!!!! (If you question him you may get stabbed!!)

The 54 year old South Carolina  man may not be the KING of SEX  but he believes, he get’s more than the dude sitting next to him in PT Cruiser.

An argument ensued about which man had the most sex.  Mr Hill, needing to make his point, stabbed the 41 year old man in the ribs.

The female driver told police after the stabbing, Mr Hill threw the knife away and said “I can’t go DOWN  for this“!

When questioned by the po po, Calvin went to the classic “that man stabbed himself” defense !

Perhaps he can prove his sexual prowess in the Greenwood County Detention Center if he can’t come UP with the  $10,000 bond.


Published by CityFella

Moved to the Big Tomata in the nineties from San Francisco. No Suburbs for me with its single colored houses and lawns and the excitement of pulling out my trash can once a week. I'm a CityFella , a part time New Yorker. I'm happiest in the Center City where people the streets and people are alive. I'm still waiting to buy a 34th floor condo somewhere downtown/Midtown with a nightclub. "Hurry I'm old" My politics are somewhere in the middle with a needle that constantly moves. I'm too liberal to be a Republican and too conservative to be a Democrat. Everything interests me . I've come to love Sacratomato, Its a nice town in cheap sensible shoes .

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