A large patty, grilled onions,big thick juicy tomato slices , a big thick slash of mayo and a thick piece of american cheese. All is right with the world-at least on Sunrise Blvd. A Coke would really top off this meal but I’ve ordered a slice of cream cheese pie, can’t go too far off ww. But a coke would be nice.
I’m hungry, gawd, I’m hungry. Should have ordered extra fries……ooooh bacon would have been good too but, I can’t get crazy.
My orders up, I ask for a cup for water, reach into the bag for a fry which where way too hot.
I unwrap my burger, using both hand I raise it to my mouth and the patty squirts out on to the table.
F*** a duck!
I looked at the patty with the melted cheese . I thought about picking up the patty, taking it to the bathroom and rinsing it off. Thought about asking them for another patty,but didn’t want to risk embarrassment I watched the orphaned patty sitting there all alone near the edge of the table. All man,( I said to myself) I’m gonna eat that… I took my fork and stabbed the meat. As I was pulling the meat towards me, it dropped off my fork on to the chair. At this point redemption was no longer an option, it had traveled too far, the table was one thing….but the seat…
A veggie sandwich in a bun, fries, and cream cheese pie…
Actually it wasn’t that bad… and pie the made up for the suicidal patty..
I cleaned my mess off the table, dumped my trash and I was off . As I was driving home I thought to myself, I really should try a veggie burger , not sure I ready for veggie fries or veggie crème cheese pies ,all in all this could be a game changer. Then suddenly I remembered I cleaned and cleared everything but the burger patty, someone is going to have burger butt.