Crack is Whack, A Testicle Lost and a “Juicy Sacramento Story and Bruno Mars- It’s much to do bout Friday , Nov 8th 2013


By:CityFella

Is Crack Whack?  (yes there is video)

Q,Who is the crack smoking Mayor of Canada’s Largest City????

A.  Rob Ford 

Elected in 2010, the mayor admitted he smoked crack last year.  He publicly apologized to the citizens of  Toronto.  After his admission, Ford poll ratings are higher than Obama‘s AND A poll taken after Toronto Police Chief Bill Blair confirmed the existence of the video put Ford’s approval rating at 44 percent, up five points from a previous poll.

How so Nevah, his colleagues on the council  are more outraged than the locals.      Ford said he plans to run for a second term.

REMEMBER:” Anytime you do something outrageous it will be on video-AND we will share it here

Student Loses Testicle In Hazing Ritual

Three Wilmington(Ohio) students seeking induction into Gamma Phi Gamma were ordered to “lie on the floor and imitate a swimming action.” They were then directed to “strip completely nude except for the blindfold” and had “a substance described as being like ‘Icy Hot’ applied to their nipples, back, buttocks and scrotum.” ( Me Me Me-I want to join…NOT)

After having Limburger cheese stuffed in their mouths, the pledges were each given a “ball of stuffing” and ordered to “simulate having sexual intercourse with it.” Specifically, the trio was told to “fuck the sheep.”    The pledges were then hit with “towels and shirts that had the ends balled up in knots” or which had “items tied inside them to inflict pain.” Pledge Tyler Lawrence, 19, was struck in the testicles with “a towel fashioned as a weapon.

After the initiation, Lawrence complained of significant pain in his testicles. He was transported to a local hospital where he underwent surgery to have a testicle removed as a result of “damage caused to him when he was struck by the towel.

I have one word….DUDE!

Meanwhile in Sacratomatoville….

Cortez Quinn you ARE the Father!

This local story is better than anything you’ve seen on Maury, Springer or any judge show.  It could be a Lifetime or VHI drama.

You see Cortez Quinn is in all kinda trouble…   Yes, trouble in the River City!

Quinn, who is likely to be an EX Twin Rivers Unified School District trustee any day now,was arrested after a school board meeting last Tuesday night by the Sacramento County Sheriff Department.

Mr Quinn was being charged with  charged with four felony counts of perjury, four of filing false documents and five misdemeanor counts for receiving an illegal loan.
Mr. Quinn allegedly received $4000 in gifts and borrowed fifty grand from Sherilene Chycoski a teacher at the school district….

(Board members cant borrow from teachers students)

The GOOD stuff!GOOD

A couple of years ago,  Chycoski said Quinn said he was the father of her child.    Quinn said, no not me!  

A DNA test was conducted and concluded Quinn was NOT! the father.

 Chycoski: impossible, and asked the court to do another test, judge denied her request.
Sacramento County District Attorney Office, already investigating Quinn got involved.

 In a very clever move… (remember a judge said they wouldn’t test Quinn again)  Someone in the DA’s office followed Quinn into the bathroom.

Wait for it! 
And waited for him to wash and his hands and retrieved the wadded up paper towel he used.      The results found by the DA’s lab said he WAS the father!

But How?

The initial DNA said he wasn’t a match.
Well…… 
It’s not what you know its who…….

He allegedly colluded with Andre Antoine Pearson, 36, to falsify a DNA Pearson was a Comprehensive Medical Inc. employee responsible for collecting DNA swabs from individuals, and prosecutors say that he sent a sample from a third party in place of Quinn’s to a DNA analysis lab for use in the court case.

Cortez Quinn is charged with four felony counts of perjury, four filing false documents and five misdemeanor counts related to the illegal loans. If convicted, he faces a maximum of 12 years imprisonment on the felony offenses, and an additional six months in the county jail for each misdemeanor.   Then there that little matter of CHILD SUPPORT!

And what about his friend? 

His homeboy,friend or consultant Andre Pearson, was arrested Wednesday morning on suspicion of conspiring to falsify evidence. He was released later that day on $15,000 bail.

Mr Cortez , was released on $25,000 bail Wednesday morning.

The first hearing is set for Nov 15, we will be there.

Published by CityFella

Big city fella, Born and Raised in the San Francisco Bay Area. Lived in New York (a part time New Yorker) for three years . I have lived in the Sacramento area since 1993. When I first moved here, I hated it. Initially found the city too conservative for my tastes. A great place to raise children however too few options for adults . The city has grown up, there is much to do here. The city suffers from low self esteem in my opinion, locals have few positive words to say about their hometown. visitors and transplants are amazed at what they find here. From, the grand old homes in Alkali Flats, and the huge trees in midtown, there are many surprises in Sacramento. Theater is alive is this area . And finally ,there is a nightlife... In.downtown midtown, for the young and not so young. My Criticism is with local government. There is a shortage of visionaries in city hall. Sacramento has long relied on the state, feds and real estate for revenue. Like many cities in America,Downtown Sacramento was the hub of activity in the area. as the population moved to the suburbs and retail followed. The city has spent millions to revive downtown. Today less than ten thousand people live downtown. No one at city hall could connect the dots. Population-Retail. Business says Sacramento is challenging and many corporations have chosen to set up operations outside the cities limits. There is vision in the burbs. Sacramento has bones, there are many good pieces here, leaders seem unable or unwilling to put those pieces together into. Rant aside, I love it here. From the trees to the rivers. But its the people here that move me. Sacramento is one of the most integrated cities in America. I find I'm welcome everywhere. The spices work in this city of nearly 500,000 and for the most part these spices blend well together. From Ukrainians to Hispanics and a sizable gay community, all the spices seem to work well here. I frequently travel and occasionally I will venture into a city with huge racial borders, where its unsafe to visit after certain hours. I haven't found it here. I cant imagine living in a community where there is one hue or one spice. I love the big trees, Temple Coffee House, the Alhambra Safeway, Zelda's Pizza, Bicyclist in Midtown, The Mother Lode Saloon, Crest Theater, and the Rivers. I could go on and I might. Sacramento is home.

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