Adventures in Online Dating 2014D: Calling 911 He Loves Me


What if we had the power to predict the future? The Power to know the person your interacting with online is kray kray.

Kelly met a what she called a semi interesting man online and the two have been talking for nearly two months .  The problem was distance, she lived in Sacramento and he lived in southern California.      For a couple of weeks he said he really wanted to meet her, he had never met anyone like her and simply had to meet her even for a couple of hours.. He assured her there would be no pressure for sex, he just wanted to meet her.

In retrospect, she said that should have sent warning lights  but she was dissapointed she couldn’t spend Thanksgiving with her family in the Midwest  and all her roommates planned to spend the holidays with their families.

He reserved hotel room nearby.

She said for a brief moment she was excited, this was her first Thanksgiving in Sac and he could be just what she needed.     That dream ended when she met him at the Southwest carousal.

“He looked like a broken down bum-nothing like his picture AND she realized she never saw his teeth.  There was a reason for this…   He had few.

Her inner voice screamed OMG! as he hugged her.

She drove him to his hotel , he asked her to come up but she said she would wait in the car for him.    She wanted to drive away, after all, he didn’t know where she lived.    But she was brought up in a christian household this was Thanksgiving.

On the way to her house, he asked to stop at a store to by some wine with dinner.  Few stores were opened on Thanksgiving and they settled on a  AM/PM Gas Station.

Arriving to her house he tried to kiss her.   She told him not right now……

He put the wine on the counter and starting unwrapping a pack of cigarettes.  In another bag was two tall cans of malt liquor.

No one spoke as she placed the food out on table.  At one point her male friend stood up and kissed her on back of her neck.

The inner voice spoke again euuuuuuuu.

They sat down, she blessed the table and the two began eating.   Conversation was forced and dull, she offered the man a glass, he waved it off.     Kelly, grew desperate , she excused herself and went to the bathroom and began texting friends. anyone who could come over now!

She was able to reach one…  A former roommate ,  was just what she needed, he was big man  with a deep voice ,6.4 with a big retired football build.

The man had barely touched his plate  and was opening the second tall can of malt liquor.   The liquor was loosing him up in the wrong way.   Kelly had lost interest with the dinner and started putting food away.  The man got up and started hugging her, professing his love to her.  She was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, someone he could marry.

The doorbell rings, its was  her former roommate.

The man looks him up and down and then asks her for his plate.   Introduction are made.  The man suddenly announces he is the “Smarting man in the room”   he stabs the turkey with his fork and then places it down.   “I’m the smartest man in the room”     “I love Kelly, but she doesn’t love me”    Then he takes a steak knife and begins picking the remainder of his teeth.

Her friend noticed he picks his teeth whenever her eyes are on him.  It became a game, when she wasn’t looking at him ,he would say he was hungry and wanted his food.  It was a desperate attempt to get her attention.

Hey, are you fucking her, or  you a faggot? He asks.   Her friend says nothing.

” I love her,-she could be my wife’

Her friend notices a change in Kelly and asked if she needed him to take him to his hotel or airport?

To his hotel.  She says with a weaken voice.

” Oh you want me to go?  I flew up here from LA to be with you”

Her friend asks what hotel and says he man, lets go…

He mumbles something.. and she tells him she’ll call him tomorrow, he leaves with her former roommate.

Kelly, says  he called all night long, first professing his love and wanting to marry her and then calling her a bitch.   She eventually blocked his number, then he started threatening her on the website,where they met.

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Published by CityFella

Big city fella, Born and Raised in the San Francisco Bay Area. Lived in New York (a part time New Yorker) for three years . I have lived in the Sacramento area since 1993. When I first moved here, I hated it. Initially found the city too conservative for my tastes. A great place to raise children however too few options for adults . The city has grown up, there is much to do here. The city suffers from low self esteem in my opinion, locals have few positive words to say about their hometown. visitors and transplants are amazed at what they find here. From, the grand old homes in Alkali Flats, and the huge trees in midtown, there are many surprises in Sacramento. Theater is alive is this area . And finally ,there is a nightlife... In.downtown midtown, for the young and not so young. My Criticism is with local government. There is a shortage of visionaries in city hall. Sacramento has long relied on the state, feds and real estate for revenue. Like many cities in America,Downtown Sacramento was the hub of activity in the area. as the population moved to the suburbs and retail followed. The city has spent millions to revive downtown. Today less than ten thousand people live downtown. No one at city hall could connect the dots. Population-Retail. Business says Sacramento is challenging and many corporations have chosen to set up operations outside the cities limits. There is vision in the burbs. Sacramento has bones, there are many good pieces here, leaders seem unable or unwilling to put those pieces together into. Rant aside, I love it here. From the trees to the rivers. But its the people here that move me. Sacramento is one of the most integrated cities in America. I find I'm welcome everywhere. The spices work in this city of nearly 500,000 and for the most part these spices blend well together. From Ukrainians to Hispanics and a sizable gay community, all the spices seem to work well here. I frequently travel and occasionally I will venture into a city with huge racial borders, where its unsafe to visit after certain hours. I haven't found it here. I cant imagine living in a community where there is one hue or one spice. I love the big trees, Temple Coffee House, the Alhambra Safeway, Zelda's Pizza, Bicyclist in Midtown, The Mother Lode Saloon, Crest Theater, and the Rivers. I could go on and I might. Sacramento is home.

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