He wanted that ATM kinda Love


“you were warned”


Forty nine year old Lonnie Huttonof Nashville,Tennessee.

 Needed, wanted,love last Friday night.   Lonnie went where  a lot of men who are looking for love go.     A  bar where people meet and greet. 

This bar….

The Boro Bar and Grill on Greenland Dr  is located across the street from Middle Tennessee State University in  Murfreesboro  outside of Nashville.   They proudly call themselves ” The Cleanest Little Dive Bar this side of the River”

Boro, from their website

Look like nice folks.

The Story

A witness told M. Rickard  an officer. of the Murfreesboro Police Department.   Lonnie walked up to  an ATM and “pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals. and then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM.” 



1.  A new ID system by Wells Fargo (instead of a thumb print, you…)?

2.  If  you have mad skills favorably-Bonus Cash? 

3.  They were in love? (parents wouldn’t understand)

4.  Drunk off his ass ?

After his encounter with the ATM, Hutton “then began to walk ‘nude’ around the bar thrusting his hips in the air,”


1. He never knew love like that before?

2. Awesome Sauce? 

Hutton was subsequently escorted from the bar and “told to sit at a wooden picnic table.” But once outside the bar, Hutton allegedly “again exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table.” Why?

Because He’s  happy…..
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because He’s  happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because He’s  happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because He’s  happy
Clap along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do

His happiness was booked into the county jail on a public intoxication charge. A cop reported that Hutton–who remains locked up in lieu of $250 bond–smelled of booze, had bloodshot eyes, and had slurred speech.

Hutton, who was not charged for exposing himself, is scheduled for a July 1 appearance in General Sessions court.

Ah one, ah two, ah three

Can’t nothing bring him down
My level’s too high
Bring me down
Can’t nothing bring him down
I said (let me tell you now)
Bring me down
Can’t nothing bring him down
My level’s too high
Bring me down
Can’t nothing bring him down

Because He’s Happy…….

Sources: Smoking gun

Pictures The Boro Bar and Grill(website)

Published by CityFella

Moved to the Big Tomata in the nineties from San Francisco. No Suburbs for me with its single colored houses and lawns and the excitement of pulling out my trash can once a week. I'm a CityFella , a part time New Yorker. I'm happiest in the Center City where people the streets and people are alive. I'm still waiting to buy a 34th floor condo somewhere downtown/Midtown with a nightclub. "Hurry I'm old" My politics are somewhere in the middle with a needle that constantly moves. I'm too liberal to be a Republican and too conservative to be a Democrat. Everything interests me . I've come to love Sacratomato, Its a nice town in cheap sensible shoes .

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