Chairs 2 Men? – Its Freaky Friday, August 15th, 2015


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Warning, this is short and Graphic

Seattle Washington

Q

What do you get, when you mix an intoxicated woman,commando in a short dress? 

A

A  woman who humps lawn chairs.

Imagine looking out your window and finding a woman in short skirt and no visible underwear grinding on your lawn furniture.

Meet 33 year old Sila Hans, who chose a Seattle house at random and  performed unnatural acts on lawn chairs.   She reportedly grinded on chairs (which I’m sure have been burned by now) and occasionally smacked her genitals.

This performance was on the front lawn and witnessed by woman and her two children 11 and 15 in the front window of their home.   Who reportedly saw her bottom and vagina.

The arresting officer, said  she was “displaying erratic behavior”.  Hans was arrested for  indecent exposure.

 CityFella

 

 

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Moved to the Big Tomata in the nineties from San Francisco. No Suburbs for me with its single colored houses and lawns and the excitement of pulling out my trash can once a week. I'm a CityFella , a part time New Yorker. I'm happiest in the Center City where people the streets and people are alive. I'm still waiting to buy a 34th floor condo somewhere downtown/Midtown with a nightclub. "Hurry I'm old" My politics are somewhere in the middle with a needle that constantly moves. I'm too liberal to be a Republican and too conservative to be a Democrat. Everything interests me . I've come to love Sacratomato, Its a nice town in cheap sensible shoes .

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