Ladies and Gentleman, Gentleman and Ladies.
Last night RHOA was off the hook. It has no read-deaming qualities what so ever. It was not an episode of Downton Abbey. It was bad housewives, shady housewives, doing it the way that ONLY Atlanta can. Now if you are unclear about read-ding. Then you should watch this episode twice.
This was some juicy shit……(sorry had to use the S-word)
I first want to get this out of the way. While Nene is a hot mess, Phaedra is looking hott.
We begins with Kenya and Cynthia was talking about the Kandi’s sex party and Nene’s rudeness. Cynthia said in Puerto Rico she didn’t know if Nene or Nay Nay would show up.
Athens Shade, Phaedra Style
Nene went to the studio to give Demetria a bit of dating advice and she asks Phaedra to meet her there. Phaedra or Shadra cant help herself ,reading and shade is in her DNA.
She asks Demetria what she did? Demetria says she never wanted to act, she always wanted to sing. Phaedra asks, why didn’t she do when she was a little tulip, a little flower.
The conversation shifts to her relationship with Roger Bobb, they have been dating on and off for 8 years. “ It’s been 8 years, what is he waiting for, you to get a liver transplant? Demetria played a crack head on TV, and Phaedra asks if she did crack?
Everyone is traveling to Puerto Rico to attend Demetria’s concert. Demetria is or Big Bobb is paying for all the expenses.
The $80,000 handbag
The first to arrive to Puerto Rico is Kandi, Porsha and Demetria. Porsha man buys her an EIGHTY THOUSAND DOLLAH purse. (You can buy a house in Athens for that kinda money) No body is mad at cha Porsha.
They arrive in PR and once again, the boyfriend Roger Bobb is not attending. This doesn’t sit well with Porsha. Your man should be here! I rather have a good, good man than a bag. Kandi said, you should let her talk to Bobb, she’s good at talking to men, she can talk a man out of an eighty thousand dollar bag.
In Puerto Rico, Demetria tells the ladies she isn’t cool with Shadra and shares the crack head story. They advised her, not to worry that who she is .
The Three Amigos land
Kenya, Cynthia, and Claudia. They meet up with the other ladies. Demetria once again. shares the crack story. Kenya, says she should stand up to Phaedra. All is well, but a storm is coming.
Bring up the Rear (You snooze, you loose)
Nene and Phaedra are the last to arrive. Once in the hotel they meet Demetria’s glam squad. Shadra shade, didn’t go un-noticed by the glam squad. Nene and Phaedra complains about their small room. (Did anyone mention Free?) Porsha, shares the crack story with Phaedra and throws a little shade Phaedra’s way. She tells Phaedra she looks like a school teacher.
Open your Umbrellas its Dinner Time at Shady INN
At dinner its tense. The sides are drawn…. Cynthia, Claudia Demetria and Kenya on one side. Nene, Phaedra on the other and sitting in Switzerland is Kandi.
Cynthia attempts to defuse the situation between Demetria and Phaedra and suggests apologizing and moving on. Nene (clearly still pissed at Cynthia) disagrees.
Nene slowly morphs into Nay Nay.
Ladies and Gentleman Miss Claudia Jordan
She had Nay Nay on the ropes….
Took the Queen Down!