Celebrity Apprentice Season 14 Episode 4: Housewife Hatred

Beverly Hills and Atlanta are Not sister Cities. And the Geraldo Rivera you don’t want to see! (Trust me)  BUT were gonna show ya anyway. 

 No love from New York to 90210. Kenya Moore wont be having tea with Brandi Glanville and deep down inside Ian Ziering hates, despises Geraldo Rivera.

The task on the forth installment of Celebrity Apprentice was to develop a four-page fitness editorial to be featured in the “hot and healthy” pages of Cosmopolitan magazine as well as on their body app, with judgment based on originality, creativity, and overall presentation.

Johnny Damon was the Project Manager for Vortex and Jamie Anderson was the Project Manager for Infinity.

Jamie Anderson is young, and indecisive she’s Colorado’s mountain girl(what ever the hell that is?) She is sweet and annoying.   Johnny Damon loves his sexy wife.

Both housewives wanted to be the model for spread.  Brandi made snarky comments about Kenya’s Boo-tay. (is it real or developed by Fisher-price?)   Kenya: “You want a stick figure in your ads, when you can have all this woman? “B*tch is dumb as rocks.”

Kenya Moore took pictures for the women.

On the men’s side, there was all kinda ego-envy.  Geraldo Rivera’s idea to do a selfie-based concept, with the Terrell Owens’ slogan, “Love Your Selfie Naked.” and they went for it

 At one point, Geraldo thought he would show Johnny how to properly pose with his wife and held Johnny just a little too long (Lets just say the men all paused) .

Johnny took some steamy provocative pictures with his wife. (after all this is Cosmo).  Not to be left out, Ian took pictures with is wife. (Less steam, more AARP)   When Terrell Owens revealed his natural attributes the men paused again.

Lorenzo Lamos did the shoot

Determined to re-create his famous neckid selfie (not sure why it was famous. Good ole Geraldo Rivera comes a walkin from stage right in his boxer briefs, pumpin iron (he look like he was getting ready for the Barney Fife Follies)  getting ready for his selfie.

Please, no letters!

At the end of the day, the men won.  The woman lack of continuity was their downfall.

In the Boardroom, Jamie’s indecisiveness was her downfall.   Most of the women blamed Kate Gossling and Brandi Glanville for the teams problems.

Jamie desided to bring  Kate and Kenya to the final meeting. Outside the boardroom Jamie changed her mind (dead mountain girl walking) and thought she should have brought Brandi instead. La Don agreed, but it was too late.


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Big city fella, Born and Raised in the San Francisco Bay Area. Lived in New York (a part time New Yorker) for three years . I have lived in the Sacramento area since 1993. When I first moved here, I hated it. Initially found the city too conservative for my tastes. A great place to raise children however too few options for adults . The city has grown up, there is much to do here. The city suffers from low self esteem in my opinion, locals have few positive words to say about their hometown. visitors and transplants are amazed at what they find here. From, the grand old homes in Alkali Flats, and the huge trees in midtown, there are many surprises in Sacramento. Theater is alive is this area . And finally ,there is a nightlife... In.downtown midtown, for the young and not so young. My Criticism is with local government. There is a shortage of visionaries in city hall. Sacramento has long relied on the state, feds and real estate for revenue. Like many cities in America,Downtown Sacramento was the hub of activity in the area. as the population moved to the suburbs and retail followed. The city has spent millions to revive downtown. Today less than ten thousand people live downtown. No one at city hall could connect the dots. Population-Retail. Business says Sacramento is challenging and many corporations have chosen to set up operations outside the cities limits. There is vision in the burbs. Sacramento has bones, there are many good pieces here, leaders seem unable or unwilling to put those pieces together into. Rant aside, I love it here. From the trees to the rivers. But its the people here that move me. Sacramento is one of the most integrated cities in America. I find I'm welcome everywhere. The spices work in this city of nearly 500,000 and for the most part these spices blend well together. From Ukrainians to Hispanics and a sizable gay community, all the spices seem to work well here. I frequently travel and occasionally I will venture into a city with huge racial borders, where its unsafe to visit after certain hours. I haven't found it here. I cant imagine living in a community where there is one hue or one spice. I love the big trees, Temple Coffee House, the Alhambra Safeway, Zelda's Pizza, Bicyclist in Midtown, The Mother Lode Saloon, Crest Theater, and the Rivers. I could go on and I might. Sacramento is home.

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