Shaneka Monique is going to Jail for Bacon…..


By CityFella…

Before you read this. Gently place your hands on the sides of your face and say “Oh Lawd”


 

This is Shaneka Monique Torres


 

Date: February 10, 2014

Time: 3am

Location:  McDonald’s, 28th Street near Madison Avenue SE,

City: Grand Rapid

State: Michigan


 

Details

ONE DAY BEFORE

Ms Torres, with a friend.  Ordered a Bacon Cheeseburger.  She got the Cheeseburger, but there was no bacon. She complained to the manager.  The manager corrected the order and offered her a free Bacon Cheeseburger on her next VISIT.

WHO KNEW?

Must have been a good bacon cheese….. She returned in less than 24 hours and ordered another bacon cheese.

BAD LUCK, THAT WHAT CHA GOT!, THAT’S WHAT CHA GOT!
3AM

Wouldn’t you know it.  She order another bacon cheese and it didn’t have bacon. (The baconer (don’t think that’s real word) should be fired immediately)

DON’T PLAY WITH SHANEKA’S BACON!

She was mega pissed.  She cussed out the workers in the drive thorough, pulled out a convenient hand gun and fired one round into the restaurant. The bullet shattered the driver’s side window of her Chevy Tahoe before sailing through the restaurant.

McDonald’s drive-through cashier Essence Lake said as she was walking away to get the new burger, the glass behind her was shattered by a bullet. Lake said had she been standing at the window, the bullet would have struck her in the forehead.

THE TRUTH! SHANEKA, THE TRUTH!

Shaneka initially told the police she didn’t do it.  Then later admitted it.  She later admitted it was dumb.

 COURT

Her Attorney went for it.(what could he do?) he Torres discharged the weapon by accident.

The Grand Rapids jury didn’t buy it.  Shaneka 30, was charged with carrying a concealed weapon, discharging a firearm into a building and felony use of a firearm, the latter of which carries a mandatory two-year term and a maximum of seven years.

In Sacramento. a Bacon Cheeseburger is less than two dollars.

Crazy!

Right?

 

 

 

Published by CityFella

Moved to the Big Tomata in the nineties from San Francisco. No Suburbs for me with its single colored houses and lawns and the excitement of pulling out my trash can once a week. I'm a CityFella , a part time New Yorker. I'm happiest in the Center City where people the streets and people are alive. I'm still waiting to buy a 34th floor condo somewhere downtown/Midtown with a nightclub. "Hurry I'm old" My politics are somewhere in the middle with a needle that constantly moves. I'm too liberal to be a Republican and too conservative to be a Democrat. Everything interests me . I've come to love Sacratomato, Its a nice town in cheap sensible shoes .

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