Your First Heartbreak Isn’t The Worst: And Other Lies We’ve All Been Told

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I’m not one of those people who has awful things to say about their exes. I have never been burned badly enough (a truth some of my friends might protest) to truly hate anyone I’ve ever dated. To my knowledge I’ve never been cheated on, nobody has killed my dog, and only once can I say a relationship ended that I didn’t think should. If I dated you for an extended period of time, then you are a good person and I see no reason why I need to trash your name to feel better about myself. I prefer the “remembering you fondly” tactic.

Bart was, and I’m sure still is, a very good man. He is probably the only person I’ve ever been with who was hands down smarter than me. It drove me insane. As I said before, he was in college at around the age of 16…

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