Saving UP


Lynn, Indiana is a small town about 80 east of Indianapolis.   With a population less than eleven hundred, most people know each other.

Most people do there best to get along.  However, on the 700 of Westwood Drive one neighbor dislikes her neighbor, actually its more than dislike. She HATES her neighbor.   She says he’s a bad man!

Thing have come to a point where sixty nine year old  Jackie VanTyle, has been saving to make a change.  She wants him to move.  So she’s saving every day to make him move!

She’s saving her own Urine, buckets of it and throwing buckets of her urine onto her neighbors house after he leaves.

Her neighbor suspecting she was the culprit called Lynn police  October 14th.  M’s VanType denied she’d done anything.   She probably told police ,she was a sweet old lady who has arthritis and couldn’t possibly lift  a bucket of anything.

An officer said “a very strong odor of urine hit me” as he approached the northwest corner of the house, and said the condition of the home’s siding made it “obvious something was (being) thrown.”

Her neighbor, the bad man, installed cameras and just a few days later in beautiful HD  the sweet old lady was throwing her personal waste on his house.

Ms VanTyle initially denied knowing anything about the Urine.  Then she came clean, admitting she had been collecting urine in a bucket for several months and through her personal elixir on his house when he would leave.

Asked why she did it?  She simply said, “I don’t like him, he’s a bad neighbor!   Perhaps she will dig deeper Jan 12 when she faces the judge.

The criminal mischief charges filed by Randolph County Prosecutor David Daly’s office last Friday are Class A misdemeanors carrying maximum one-year jail terms.

Her urine did real damage. Court documents were accompanied by estimates of the cost of replacing the damaged siding on the victim’s home. They ranged from $2,100 to $3,798. Estimated cost of cleaning the existing siding ranged from $200 to $329.76.

One wonders what will she save up for the Judge

CityFella

 

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Big city fella, Born and Raised in the San Francisco Bay Area. Lived in New York (a part time New Yorker) for three years . I have lived in the Sacramento area since 1993. When I first moved here, I hated it. Initially found the city too conservative for my tastes. A great place to raise children however too few options for adults . The city has grown up, there is much to do here. The city suffers from low self esteem in my opinion, locals have few positive words to say about their hometown. visitors and transplants are amazed at what they find here. From, the grand old homes in Alkali Flats, and the huge trees in midtown, there are many surprises in Sacramento. Theater is alive is this area . And finally ,there is a nightlife... In.downtown midtown, for the young and not so young. My Criticism is with local government. There is a shortage of visionaries in city hall. Sacramento has long relied on the state, feds and real estate for revenue. Like many cities in America,Downtown Sacramento was the hub of activity in the area. as the population moved to the suburbs and retail followed. The city has spent millions to revive downtown. Today less than ten thousand people live downtown. No one at city hall could connect the dots. Population-Retail. Business says Sacramento is challenging and many corporations have chosen to set up operations outside the cities limits. There is vision in the burbs. Sacramento has bones, there are many good pieces here, leaders seem unable or unwilling to put those pieces together into. Rant aside, I love it here. From the trees to the rivers. But its the people here that move me. Sacramento is one of the most integrated cities in America. I find I'm welcome everywhere. The spices work in this city of nearly 500,000 and for the most part these spices blend well together. From Ukrainians to Hispanics and a sizable gay community, all the spices seem to work well here. I frequently travel and occasionally I will venture into a city with huge racial borders, where its unsafe to visit after certain hours. I haven't found it here. I cant imagine living in a community where there is one hue or one spice. I love the big trees, Temple Coffee House, the Alhambra Safeway, Zelda's Pizza, Bicyclist in Midtown, The Mother Lode Saloon, Crest Theater, and the Rivers. I could go on and I might. Sacramento is home.

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