Last January Maryann Christy was pulled over by the Roswell Illinois Police Department after the police noticed a sizable tree in front of her 2004 Lincoln.
Police to Maryann: Good evening maam can we get your drivers licensed, registration and insurance card?
Maryann: Aaah yes, I can get that for you
Police to Maryann: We pulled you over because there is a large tree stuck your car.
Maryann to Police: A Tree?
Police: Yes a tree in front of your car?
Police: Do you remember where you hit the tree?
Ma: What tree? or sorry? lol No.
Police: Can you step out of the car ?
Ma: Yes, I can but my shoes are a little slippery.
Police: Have you had anything to drink tonight?
Ma: Yes, I was out with friends and I have some Manischewitz.
Needless to say she failed the Sobriety Test. Where she hit the tree remains a mystery. She is next due in court in April on the misdemeanor charge.
Christy has also been cited for driving with an “obstructed window,” according to court records.