It sucks, Sucks, I MEAN Really Sucks 2 B U !
He said What! Your Fffing Kidding me Right? Oh F***, F***,F***
After many weeks of Hand Wringing, Paul Ryan finally endorses Donald Trump and then Donald ……………..
Hey Paul ! TRUMP U!
Yes, the Judge was born in Indiana, but he is Mexican, MEXICAN, MEXICAN!
Sleep with my wife, slap my kids, cook my dog, but Don’t “F’ with My University!
So what if that old lady had to sell her walker, she didn’t have any money left to go anywhere ANYWAY!
Yes, I’m Unhinged, and Expect More when I Become President! And by the way, the Mexicans love me!
After she Cries, Cries, Cries, Cries, Cries
She’s gonna buy Puerto Rico
Taylor Swift thought Calvin Harris was da one. Now she’ll have number ones.
Jay Z gotta a song in him,too
Conservative news pundit Tomi Lahren went after his wife’s (scary) halftime show saying “Your husband was a drug dealer. For 14 years he sold crack cocaine”
The Billionaire, responds to her in song.
“Bitch I been brackin’ since the ’80s Google me baby, you crazy’89 in London pull the Benz up Type it in, Google’s your friend bruh 14-year drug dealer and still counting. Who deserves the medal of freedom is my accountant”
She may take this advice
PLEASE leave it alone, don’t throw rocks at the throne/Do not bark up that tree, that tree will fall on you.”
Who is going to be the next Mayor of Sacratomatoville?
Housewife vs Moneybags Malone
Angelique (Coupon Clipping is a good thing) Ashby
Darrell (All My Money is on the up and up) Steinberg
Will it be close ? Or Will There be a run off in November?
I am Woman hear me Bore!
Some say this is her best week EVER! One of the takeaways from her Sacramento appearance was the need to remind Everyone she would be the first female president.
Ladies and Gentleman, would you join me in an arousing!