BREAKING NEWS: Angelina Jolie is NOT moving to Sacramento


 

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West Natomas: Angeline Jolie is not, has never planned to move to Sacramento. A rumor started by a party of one suggested Ms Jolie was relocating her small active family of ninty billion children to the realtively quiet confines of Sacramento.  Here in Sacratomatoville, the media  (with the exception of CW31) would leave her completely alone.  Sacramento might have a calming effect on Ms Jolie-Pitt.   Unlike Hollywood, she and her family could shop at Dollar Tree in relative anonmity, filling their carts with powerade cleaning products and All Star Soda .

Stars in Sacramento?  My computer says yes! Sir Paul McCartney should be in town  preparing for his two perforances as he opens (in all caps) THE GOLDEN  1 CENTER in downtown Sacratomatoville tomorrow.    A few years ago, the city went all Lady Gaga after Prince was sighted in various resturants in town.   My computer says its unlikely Sir Paul will turn the city on its ear.  As most millennials wont recognize him without looking him up on their smartphones.   Sir Paul’s fan base can be found at the Orange Julius at the Sunrise Mall,a notorious baby boomer hang out.

A rendering shows what a Whole Foods complex in midtown would have looked like. The grocery chain backed out of the plan last week.

Whole Foods is out at Residential /Commerical project at 20th and L in midtown. What the area doens’t need is another Safeway or Raley’s. Councilman Steve Hansen, suggested Nugget Market . I think Nugget would be a better fit for the area than Whole Foods.  So next month draw a line through the names of  Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump and write in Nugget Market.

CityFella

 

 

 

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