Yes, Kenya gets her man so worked up that he strikes a stranger!
“We Tell Each Other Everything”
The episode begins with Cynthia and Kenya with their dogs At one point Kenya licks her dogs tongue. Yes, put a fork in me, I’m done. And to think Matt is obsessed with her. MOOving the hell on!
Cynthia’s very soon to be ex Peter is opening a Bar One Charlotte. Kenya is going to host the opening. Somehow Kenya didn’t think it was a big deal to tell her bestie. Bestie was a bit surprised with the news, and Besties going, deal with it Peter.
You Want Some Money?
Kandi, thy name is drama. Someone who had worked with Kandi through the years called her a fake on social media. Kandi was a bit taken aback as she and the author were friendly. “Johnnie” had worked for her many times through the years on her wedding and in her business “Kandi Coated Nights”. Johnnie was let go for not giving his full attention to her business. While she thought all was okay ,he feels he didn’t get all he was due. She also learned he was bothered because Don Juan fired him and believed he at least deserved a sit down with Kandi. Kandi isn’t taking any prisoners this season and Johnnie was bruised. But,Johnnie isn’t done. Without an appointment he visits Phaedra Parks in his best Rayon Blend Sports jacket (someone is thirsty for camera time) needing counsel. BTW: Aren’t we are seeing a lot of Phaedra’s office this season. Phaedra wisely refers him to another Attorney.
Another SMH moment with Porsha Williams
We see Porsha and her brother finishing the last touches of her move. Actually her mom did most of the moving with her boyfriend. A can of whipped cream is on the counter, imaginations run wild.
Porsha wants a larger house, she tells her brother she needs a large housebecause she wants to have family. (you know-add water and stir). Porsha will stay with her mother until she finds that big magical house.
More Porsha: She is now a guest at her mom’s house Her boyfriend or future baby daddy Todd ,has come over for a late night booty call. Come on! its bad enough that there’s bravo production staff there, but you mama is down the hall. What makes matters worse Todd has a hotel room! Porsha keeps are necks loose.
It seems as the magnificent Chateau Sheree was being built, she was writing a tell all book about the people she knew in Atlanta. Of course the names were changed to protect the innocent. Even that strippers name was changed to HeHe! (kidding)
The Main Event Charlotte
Peter is opening a New Bar 1 in Charlotte. Todd Tucker is there and Peter has invited invited Matt, Kenya’s big wheel driving man/boy. What’s unclear is if Kenya knew Matt was coming. (Sorry Kenya fans-but she does have a history)
One unexpected arrival is Cynthia, dressed to trill in his favored color. Just in case Peter has a new boo. Nope, there is still an awkward attraction between the two. Meanwhile, she has to break the news that Kenya isn’t coming. She is afraid of Matt driving up his his big wheel.
Minutes later Kerya texts saying she will appear. She arrives in an SUV, mega seconds later we hear Matt calling her name. She tells everyone he is dangerous and he approaches the vehicle and punches the bodyguard in the vehicle. Then makes his exit before the bodyguard can get out of the SUV.
On the phone, Peter tells Matt, they should split up. Cynthia tells Kenya the same thing.
Meanwhile there is still heat between Peter and Cynthia. She praises him for the great opening. Peter invites Cynthia up to his place for a bit of one on one. She declines, calling the whole come-on “awkward.”
By the previews, Silly Matt isn’t done. I bet silly Kenya isn’t either.
Last Week Super Shade Fest
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