Real Housewives if Atlanta S9 Reunion Part One… “Waiting for the Sizzle”


Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion

Takes a while for the pot to heat up.   Part one ,of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion took nearly 30 minutes to heat up. After watching last nights Real Housewives of Atlanta its gonna take longer.

As with Beverly Hills, viewers get see the ladies as they prepare for the show.  In Atlanta, it was all breasts.  There was a lot of tape, especially with Porsha Williams who looked good in short hair, however if she sneezed,  there would have been an International incident.  The only one who seemed covered up was Sheree Whitfield in a nice but ill fitting dress.  Cynthia, was regal for an opening act in Las Vegas.   Kandi Burress Tucker with showroom new breasts was a complete snooze fest.  Kenya Moore short wig looked good and she passed.  Phaedra Parks, hair was good, but the make up or last minute freshening (face lift) made her look odd.

Speaking of Breast, the first topic is breast and camel toes,, apparently that’s a thing. Phaedra says you purchase camel toes on Amazon.  Moving quickly along.

THE HOUSES

The Lake House at Lake Bailey,  Porsha’s Palace, Moore Manor and Chateau Sheree.   It sucks to be Sheree.  In Atlanta, there are  blogs dedicated to the progress and news  on Chateau Sheree, they know every lien, every violation, everything about the former Neverland.  

 Kudos to Sheree you’ve done it. Now sell the shit, before its taken away and get yourself  a nice Condo in Midtown Atlanta befitting a single women like you.  Before the Chateau  kills you. !

Kenya says no one lives in Chateau because of every times she passes by, the light are out.  The two starts their typical arguments bout mortgages and liens.

While Sheree built the Chateau on her own, she wouldn’t give Kenya the same honors.  She and Porsha insist’s an Nigerian helped Kenya with the house.  Porsha, knows all the details about Nigerians, cars and trickery.      Kenya denies it, but even it were true, who of the two ladies are likely to keep their home?

At the end of the segment Kenya congratulated Sheree for a beautiful house When asked about well publicised liens, a stumbling Sheree said the contractors who deserved to be paid, were paid.  One wonders how many unpaid contractors watched last night.

A Spark of Drama!

Phaedra was given recognition for her charitable work.  Kandi was a bit pissed because someone in Phaedra’s office indicated Kandi’s contribution was $500 to the Flint Camp, when it was actually $5000 Phaedra said it was a misprint.

It seems Sheree’s “Who’s gonna check me Boo” tee shirt out sold Kenya’s hair products.   When asked about it,  Kenya took a long walk down memory lane with a helping hand from Andy.   A few years back she gave $20,000 to the Detroit schools and  Andy asked if Nene did, nope.  Sheree reminded us she never answered Andy’s original question.

Andy asked, if any of the women’s relationships were repairable.  Phaedra response  was possibly in the future .  Phaedra ! Phaedra!  PHAEDRA! didn’t you watch your own segment when you said despite Kandi’s support and apology when Apollo’s girlfriend appeared at the Old Lady Gang Resturant.  And you said, Its over between you and Kandi?

Kandi kept it clear, BULLSHIT!

Kandi has always maintained there are two Phaedra’ one camera ready (butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth) and off camera (Yes they are all bitches!)

Divorce Party

Phaedra thought Kenya’s Divorce Party was disrespectful.  Kenya said, there was no ill intent.  Kenya said Cynthia told her she didn’t like the idea of a divorce party and said Phaedra could have done the same.  Phaedra went back to the texts between Kenya and Apollo that goes back several seasons.  ANYONE who has followed this tired storyline of two or three seasons  back had to say to themselves, NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!  

  Kenya kept it real. Last year, Phaedra prayed with Kenya saying she wiped the slate clean, Phaedra lied.   This is all Phaedra has as a story line.  Defending a man she no longer wants, a man who has clearly moved on with a new boo. But Kenya, brought it back home.  The riff between the two ladies isn’t about Apollo. It was about their competing work out videos.

Porsha’s Anger Management Classes-No sizzle yet,      But the pan is getting warm! 

Think back, remember when Phaedra told Kenya that Porsha wanted to talk to everyone about her anger management?    We know how much Porsha and Kenya feels about each other and it went down hill from there.  With Kenya taking it too far and antagonizing Porsha..  Porsha walked away and Kenya followed her pushing all her buttons.

Kenya denies, pushing peoples buttons.  But ya do Kenya, Ya do! 

Porsha,surprised me by defending her friend after Phaedra clearly lied to her about telling Kenya.  This  wasn’t lost on Kandi who said, Porsha is quick to excuse Phaedra wrongdoings but hold grudges against everyone else.

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Which answers a question for me. At the Divorce Party, Porsha receives a Text from Phaedra, a text that was clearly meant for Porsha.  But Porsha shares the text with everyone in the room including the Damming statement about Kenya.    I think Porsha needs this friendship and she doesn’t  want to share Frack with anyone.  

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.Kandi keep it real buy saying yes, I’m a strong personality and if people didn’t leave her along she wouldn’t be fighting with folks. (Don’t start none-won’t be none!)  But Porsha and Phaedra like to drag up things from the past and pop off!

Kandi says, before this all started, she and Porsha were cool.  She donated five grand when Porsha was on the Celebrity Apprentice to support her friend.  Porsha dismisses the act and ACTS like Kandi was making a random donation to a charity.  Porsha says she cant be bought and Kandi thinks she can by people.

Loyalty goes a long way with me and Porsha should be done.  Kandi has been a supportive friend, how many other shows has Porsha sang in?

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 One Done Three More to go!

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