The Real Housewives of New York S9 Ep14 ” Sex at the Dinner Table?”

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This season of  RHONY is the gift that keeps on giving.  Last week LadyM gave us Clip, and last night the ladies went there . Anal Sex , penis size and oral sex, all in glorious HD stereo.   Last night no bottles were thrown, no glassware was shattered on the table and no one was called a bitch and no one was slapped. The only drama last night was when Luann nearly blew her face off attempting to light the gas fireplace.

Were still in Vermont, the ladies are preparing for a day of skiing.  Everyone except LadyM (Dorinda) who’s gonna stay and chill with Netflix.  Ramona has made breakfast for everyone. Bethenny dines on a muffin.  Carole is hanging back at the lodge with some hot chocolate.

Speaking of Bethenny, she is hawking the shit out of her brand. Skinnygirl, from her outfit to her Snowboard.

Ramona and Sonja

Ramona and Sonja’s relationship is special.  Where ever the housewives travel, these two are together like sisters.  They dress together they do each others hair, With Sonja catering to Ramona in the evenings and Ramona taking care of Sonja in the mornings. This morning Ramona brings  coffee to Sonja in bed.  LadyM gives them the coveted room with two sinks.    With Bethenny’s Mexico trip back on Sonja is very concerned. Bethenny is done with Ramona and hasn’t officially invited her.  Delusional Ramona, thinks her friendship with Bethenny is healing, but Sonja feels Bethenny is simply tolerating Ramona  Sonja get excited when Luann tells them Bethenny suggested Ramona Travel with her to Mexico.


Luann is an avid skier.  She’s still pissed at Sonja and her sexual history with her hubby.  She walked out on Sonja after Sonja spoke inappropriately about her man in the last episode.   Please be clear, Sonja doesn’t give a shit.  Luann can get up and walk out as often as she likes.  Just don’t wait on an apology boo.  Tom was a steady booty call for Sonja for years and had Sonja some feelings for the man,so its gonna take Sonja a minute. In the meantime, Sonja is gonna needle the hell out of Luann.

Now that Luann is a freshly married women, she seems above the other women and has an irritating  superior  smugness about her.   With the exception of Tinsley, they know every man Luann has tipped out with, every man she’s been in the bathroom with.  This isn’t lost on the other (divorced) women, especially LadyM ( a bridesmaid at her wedding) who quickly calls her out on it. EVERYBODY knows about yo man and how he played on you at the Regency.

Bethenny apologized to Tinsley for the night before.  All the women went after Tinsley who was  complaining about her living conditions with Sonja.  All the ladies agreed, but it was Bethenny said it the loudest, grow the fuck up and get your own place!   In Vermont, we learned a lot about the newest housewife.  We learned she’s been shopping a lot since she got back to New York, but she’s economical about it, like only spending $700 on a dress and not going crazy.   She is still scarred from her very public relationship in Palm Beach and that she mixes alcohol with her anti depressants.

On the mountain.  Ramona who loves Aspen, Aspen, Aspen hired and flirted with a young ski instructor. She wanted him to make sure her form was correct.  Inside the ski lodge she treated him like a waiter, filling drink orders for her and the other ladies.

In a quiet moment Carole shares some private information about Bethenny with LadyM.  Bethenny is very quiet about her private life  and she only shares with Carole  However, Bethenny and the housewives are public figures.  Bethenny’s private life went public as news of her ex-husband Jason Hoppy was arrested for stalking her. He made a scene at their daughters school , calling her a bad mother and reportedly said, he would never leave Bethenny alone.

Dinner Time!

While the jury is still out on Tinsley.  Despite their big fights these ladies know each other. Some of these friendships go back 20 years.   The women are in their forties and fifty plus.  The discussion was one you would have with your friend.   So who has had anal sex?   Tinsley admitted she had anal sex with her big dicked hubby twice.  LadyM, thinks its un-natural. One blonde who lives in a townhouse was silent on this subject, even though she has talked about having back door sex,   There was a couple other suspects, but we will leave them be for now.     Bethenny wanted to know how big LadyM’s boyfriend’s dick was ?   LadyM picked up a hefty hefty HEFTY cucumber.   A cynical Bethenny took a similar cucumber and whittled it to a smaller form.  The ladies dared Sonja to deeply french kiss on of the male staff, the gay man she chose, wasn’t going for it.

They all wanted to know how many men Ramona has had sex with since her divorce.  Ramona said three, the ladies weren’t buying it.    When it comes to oral sex, the suspected Trump supporter was more aligned with Bill Clinton, as she believes oral sex is not sex.      We also learned Carole had sex with George Clooney back in the early days and gave him a big fat nine (of 10).

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