After a year ,Mexico is finally happening. Last year’s trip was cancelled due to Bethenny’s illness. This year we find her sick (likely brought on by Ramona) with the flu, but she’s pressing on.
Speaking of Ramona, decided to do a chemical peel or something to her face before the trip making her look as if she had been attacked by a slapping machine.
In Mexico, Carole wants real Mexican food in Mexico from Taco Bell (where is that slapping machine?) Meanwhile Bethenny wants a Slurpee in the worst way ! oy vay!
New Digs Old Bitches!
Bethenny is not playing this time. Everyone is tired of Sonja and Ramona, running in and taking the best rooms. Bethhenny has planned around the S&R fuckery where everyone is to draw straws.
In the Villa, the two are off, ignoring everyone and up to their old tricks of taking the best room. Sick or not this is Bethenny’s gig, and those bitches were going to be put down if she had anything to do with it.
Everything is not well, karma is a bitch. Sonja and Ramona pulls the highest numbers. They know not to go after Bethenny and Carole and Luann who had a shitty room in the basement in Vermont. Luck or unlucky was on Tinsely’s side, she had the first pick and the ladies, lead by Ramona went after her. They felt since she is staying in Sonja house’s she would naturally want to trade. But Tinsley, who had an issue with the two stayed firm. Next stop LadyM (Dorinda). They went after her and right before she was about to cave, the Big bitch, Bethenny said no!
Oh the pain! The PAIN! Sonja said something about breaking a hip, Ramona is afraid she might die. Ramona later turns in to whacko queen, wanting wait staff at her beck and call. She snaps her fingers and demands that they unpack her shit. Its all okay that she treats them poorly without a single thank you, because she “tipped them generously”
Sonja and Ramona, despite their antics are still the center of attention as the two sit alone in from of the other women, and the other housewives sit back trying to figure out what and who they are talking about.
Meanwhile Tinsley, is having a breakdown, because she found out that Page Six is running an item about what an ungrateful house guest she is. This news could have only come from Sonja who has been leaking stories to page six about Dorinda and the other housewives Tinsley is desperately trying to return to New York’s Social Scene, is concerned about negative press. Forget her Florida rampage and being arrested. Perhaps she and OJ will have a cooking show! Let it go girl and move on!
Diner with the housewives is dinner. The ladies are more than an hour late for dinner. Dorinda stays in her room . Bethenny still pissed about the rooms. She goes off on Sonja and Ramona .
Luann was a Countess a woman who could hold her liquor. But tonight she may have been extra happy to get a great room and see the duo go up in flames. But at one point we find Luann’s leg sticking out of a bush. (She’s fallen and she can’t get out of the bush and she doesn’t seem to care) Then she fall off a step, nearly face forward.
I nominate Luann D’ Agostino for best comedic performance by a Bravo housewife
Favorite Line of the Night from Bethenny: “Ramona could fuck up a wet dream!”
(And this is only day one)