If you send this woman an unsolicited d*** pic, she’ll forward the pic to your mother


 

What is it with some men?   Most of us are really insecure about the size of our joy stick. American men are more insecure than other cultures.  In many countries, men of many ages,sizes wear bikini swimwear.    In American, our swimwear is very modest. With the gay community being the exception.   Enter the cell phone, there it is.  The Dick! Let take a few pictures.  Oh, I like this one. I think I will share this one with some unsuspecting women. She’ll go wild and want me!  (I’m guessing)  Some of my female friends like dick pics.  Others find them disgusting.  What the two groups of my female friends have in common, is receiving an unsolicited pic of the dick and what’s interesting, this happens to a wide age range of women. From pre teens to seniors.

Madi Strikes Back

(Before you read any further-think of the Star Wars Theme)

Arizona University student Madi Kohn was TIRED of receiving  unsolicited pics of  men’s junk on Tinder.

She warned visitors to her profile ,if you send her ANY unwanted pics of your dick.  She was going to forward that picture of your tired piece of meat to your mom.!                   (she didn’t use those exact words)

 

“Reading is Fundamental “

Enter Ryan: Ryan messaged the lovely Madi times before, she never replied.   Ryan stepped up his game and sent her PICTURES of his Oscar Meyer to her Instagram account which she believes he found via her Tinder account. 

MADI used the force via info from his pic and like a skilled Jedi, found Ryan’s mother!

 

 

“I tried to be civil when I wrote the message to the (mother),” Kohn said.

Ryan mom (a CityFella reenactment )

A picture of “Ryan’s Penis”, well isn’t that uninspiring” 

A day later, she received a reply — an apology in both English and Spanish from the shocked is mom, promising to speak to Ryan.

“She took it pretty well,” Kohn said. “She wasn’t turning around and attacking me. It was super nice.”

Ryan didn’t!  While he didn’t admit the pee pee was his.  He told Buzzfeed it was a private picture  AND “If that was ‘me’ what she did was illegal. You can’t share those types of ‘private’ pics without consent. I am not sure if you are aware of that.”  

Chicka Boom, Chicka Boom, dont chu just love it!

Home cheese deleted himself from the net.

This wont be the last time Madi will receive a unsolicited dick pic.  There are many Antony Wieners out there who will never get it.!

But be forewarned, Madi has keen Jedi skills and will find your mother! 

 

 

CityFella

Future Jedi Warrior

 

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Moved to the Big Tomata in the nineties from San Francisco. No Suburbs for me with its single colored houses and lawns and the excitement of pulling out my trash can once a week. I'm a CityFella , a part time New Yorker. I'm happiest in the Center City where people the streets and people are alive. I'm still waiting to buy a 34th floor condo somewhere downtown/Midtown with a nightclub. "Hurry I'm old" My politics are somewhere in the middle with a needle that constantly moves. I'm too liberal to be a Republican and too conservative to be a Democrat. Everything interests me . I've come to love Sacratomato, Its a nice town in cheap sensible shoes .

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