Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you Cynthia Bailey.! All of her! I’ve watched all the Bravo franchises and have never seen a housewives getting in the tub and shaving her legs in the tub. Yes, Angela Stone from the Real Housewives of Auckland took pictures for the cover of her book in the tub. This seemed like a commercial for a woman’s shaver or bubble bath. Just an observation and yes she has it.
We join Ms Bailey on date in what looks like a giant chicken coop. He date blindfolds her and reveals they are in his studio. Dinner is prepared. Did I mention her date is a photographer,who takes pictures of her. The cynical me says the photos are to boost his career. At dinner they discuss age, he’s 29 she’s not end of story.
Across town at Porsha’s sister Lauren and her child is moving in, there is some baby daddy issues.
Sheree sees a Life Coach, the abuse that surfaced last season with Bob is a heavy cloud she can’t shake. Despite the show airing, she still hasn’t had the discussion with her children. Her Coach recommends a dry run, where she inacts a conversation with friends. She has the dry run at Kandi’s House.
After Cynthia divorced, she thought she and Kenya would be burning up the streets as two single women. We learn the beginnings of Kenya super fast relationship. Sounds like hubby has a couple of coins. Problem is he is a private person who married a public person and she is worried about their future.
Shamea, Porsha’s bestie is getting married in Kenya. From the moment Phaedra entered Porsha’s life her relationship with Shamea has been bumpy . The Bentley driving Porsha, says she cant afford a 10K first class ticket to her besties wedding. and she has a medical condition that prevents her from flying coach.
Shamea has an shower. Everyone is in hats. I didn’t recognize Sheree ,wearing a dark blonde wig. Porsha said she looked like Kim Zolciak (yall leave Porsha alone, only Porsha would think Sheree looks like white woman.) Porsha also thinks she and Kandi are okay. When she joins the table, Kandi gets up and leaves.
Kandi returns with friend Carmon on the other end of the table. (we know Carmon has jokes) Shamea and Porsha have known each other since they were children and she wanted to know why wasn’t she attending? Porsha, well I sent you a not from my doctor. Carmon reached into her purse and said she has a note for everything. Porsha at one point said she basically has low blood pressure that wont allow her to set for long periods. Carmon came back with yes she not used to having her legs down that long cause they are usually up in the air . (Now come on Bravo, yall was being shady and we love it. I question if they were sitting at the same table cause Porsha would have turned over that table if she heard any of Carmon’s comments. )
The episode ended with Shamea and Porsha arguing. Porsha’s upset, that Shemea brought this up in front of Kandi. Clearly there are deep feelings from Shemea wanting her bestie at her side. As the door was closing Porsha called Shemea a bitch and said she will love her from afar .
This Episode was a 5 out of 10