You know thing are bad in Atlanta when Cynthia Bailey has the most interesting story line. This was the single worst RHOA episode in resent memory. There were random shots of the housewives homes that weren’t connected to anything. This was bad y’all!
The episode begins with Nene and Gregg returning from the hospital, Gregg dads had heart issues and more tests are on the horizon. Sheree gets a visit from her Life Coach Jack Daniels who gives her a homework assignment before she talks to her kids of the televised abuse she received from Bob. Meanwhile all these organizations wants Sheree as a spokes person when she cant talk to her own children.
Somewhere in the episode Kenya says someone wants her to talk about her domestic abuse. Kenya, we are abused by your antics, your invisible hubby and the absence of any real story line. .
Kandi goes to New York for a photo shoot for the cover of Essence Magazine. Its big deal, she will be on the confidence issue, she is a natural model and looks fantastic. She says being successful is important but whats more important to her is being a successful mother.
Porsha and her sister Lauren’s make up. No matter how Big she becomes she will never forget about her little sister. Who needs a real job at a real company to gain some self confidence.
The center of the Episode, right after Gregg’s ordeal is a Girls and Gays Never Forget All White Party at the Leakes house. ( The man could have serious heart issues. Let’s have a party!) Come on now!
We go out on another date with Cynthia and Will this time its ice cream. There seems to be a spark between them with a little more flirting. WILL: Tell me about Lake Bailey. CYNTHIA: I just live there Will wants to know when is he gonna be invited to Lake Bailey and Cynthia is a little apprehensive. She clearly wants to move slow. Their relationship has made the blogs and he seems concerned. Cynthia tries to reassure him .
At the party we see some old faces. Lisa Wu ,Marlo Hampton and Derek J who still cant walk in heels. Derek J is a little troubled by the invitation, which sound like bring a gay to the party.
Sheree’s gay is Kim Zolciak who once had a brief lesbian affair. Nene doesn’t knows she is coming.
10 years ago Kim Zolciak was 29, from wig pulling and beefs with Nene, she was mildly aggressive. The 39 year old Zolciak (I will call her Kim 2.0) seems fearless and brought life to this episode of Atlanta. The 29 year old Kim wasn’t confrontational. The 39/40 year Kim Z doesn’t seem to give a Fuck and her favorite target is Kenya. It doesn’t make any sense,they haven’t seen each other in a year. With red cup in hand, she goes after Kenya.
She pretends not to know Kenya’s name. “What about the other girl, the fucking dumb bitch at your house?” When Marlo tells Kenya that she can’t wait to meet her new husband, Kim comes back . It ain’t gonna fucking happen bitch because he don’t fucking exist.” When the other ladies mention that ani’t met him either. Kim makes sure every one hears her when she say’s “It’s all a bunch of LIES, a bunch of BULLSHIT!
Those individuals who aren’t fans of Kenya were screaming and jumping up and down.
Kim 2.0 doesn’t make any sense, but that’s why we watch, we want the tea and the shade and 2.0 was on fire.
Unlike Phaedra and Porsha, Kenya seems to struggle with Kim…. Perhaps is because 2.0 goes as low and doesn’t seem to give a fuck . Perhaps Kenya doesn’t want to go that low. One thing I’m sure of. Kenya hates every fiber in Kim’s body and she wants Kim to be run over and killed by someone driving a hoopty!
When Kenya finally comes back at Kim. She stumbles .”Why do you have such a hard-on for me?” “Didn’t they cut it off during your reassignment surgery?” (Kenya expect a call from the Transgender community) Then Kenya makes another wrong turn, talking about her kids. (Yikes)
Kim brought life to Atlanta last night. However she is a friend to the show, a show that has been a snooze fest these season. Looking forward to part two.