The Countess Lu, wilds out in Palm Beach! Is she the next Remy Ma?

” Money can’t buy you class” 

Countess Gone Wild!

Palm Beach police released Luann de Lesseps' mugshot after her arrest on Sunday morning.

The official Mug Shot.

(That face would cut a bitch)

Luann de Lesseps, the sassy brunette star  of  the Real Housewives of New York .

Was a one women Wrecking Crew in Ritzy Palm Beach Florida.

Reports say the LuAnn wasn’t ” Countess” like, as she went all Gangsta on the Law. kicking an officer and threatening to “Kill them all” 

NYC LU (her new street name) was arrested early Sunday morning.  NYC LU was charged with  battery of an officer, disorderly intoxication, resisting arrest and corruption by threat against a public servant .

NYC LU, was making thugish moves down in Florida.  With a little juice  NYC LU makes Nicky and Cardi b  look like cheerleaders in middle school.   She has more in common with  Remy Ma’s  and Little Kim.

When it came time to be good.  NYC LU apologized.  After all, less than a year ago she married her last husband Tom D’Agostino Jr. in Palm Beach.  That marriage lasted less then seven months . She said being there brought up long-buried emotions and perhaps she wanted to burn it down (kidding)

The good news, she doesn’t have to wait for “Ma’ and Fat Joe to bail her out.  A judge released  her without bond but she’s due back in court on January 25.

Waiting for the RE-MIX with Remy Ma! 



Merry “Thugish” Christmas

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Moved to the Big Tomata in the nineties from San Francisco. No Suburbs for me with its single colored houses and lawns and the excitement of pulling out my trash can once a week. I'm a CityFella , a part time New Yorker. I'm happiest in the Center City where people the streets and people are alive. I'm still waiting to buy a 34th floor condo somewhere downtown/Midtown with a nightclub. "Hurry I'm old" My politics are somewhere in the middle with a needle that constantly moves. I'm too liberal to be a Republican and too conservative to be a Democrat. Everything interests me . I've come to love Sacratomato, Its a nice town in cheap sensible shoes .

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