HOT AND BOTHERED: Who took the Chocolate Chip Cookie from the Cookie Jar?


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This is a public warning to all skinny people!

Big thick fleshy individuals are SERIOUS ABOUT THEIR FOOD! 

Intelligent individuals wouldn’t put their hands in the mouth of an angry Pit Bull.

So don’t play with big folks food!  

The Story 

Last week, 31 year old Richard Hessic from Port St. Lucie, Florida came home expecting to eat his favorite Chocolate Chip Cookie’. His mouth, taste buds were all set for ‘da cookie” 

So when he went to the cookie jar….  (you know what happened?)

Hey, baby, where are my cookies?   Baby (the girlfriend)  cookies? I don’t know.

Richard was hot!  All of his favorite Chocolate Chip Cookies were gone and it didn’t help matters when he believed his girlfriend blew him off.  She couldn’t believe he was being so petty over a cookie and offered to replace the cookies.  She said she joked about “reviewing the surveillance cameras to see who ate the cookie.”     Richard wasn’t feeling it and came into the shower where she was and ripped the shower curtain down and punched her in the face.

She called the police

She might have re-thought ticking the 6.4 man off.

Richard is on house arrest and wearing a GPS monitor and has to say way from Baby.

  Richard is no stranger to the police.  He’s been arrested for battery, fleeing and eluding, child abuse, driving with a suspended or revoked license, and violating probation.  He will be arraigned today in Florida.

 

 

 

Published by CityFella

Big city fella, Born and Raised in the San Francisco Bay Area. Lived in New York (a part time New Yorker) for three years . I have lived in the Sacramento area since 1993. When I first moved here, I hated it. Initially found the city too conservative for my tastes. A great place to raise children however too few options for adults . The city has grown up, there is much to do here. The city suffers from low self esteem in my opinion, locals have few positive words to say about their hometown. visitors and transplants are amazed at what they find here. From, the grand old homes in Alkali Flats, and the huge trees in midtown, there are many surprises in Sacramento. Theater is alive is this area . And finally ,there is a nightlife... In.downtown midtown, for the young and not so young. My Criticism is with local government. There is a shortage of visionaries in city hall. Sacramento has long relied on the state, feds and real estate for revenue. Like many cities in America,Downtown Sacramento was the hub of activity in the area. as the population moved to the suburbs and retail followed. The city has spent millions to revive downtown. Today less than ten thousand people live downtown. No one at city hall could connect the dots. Population-Retail. Business says Sacramento is challenging and many corporations have chosen to set up operations outside the cities limits. There is vision in the burbs. Sacramento has bones, there are many good pieces here, leaders seem unable or unwilling to put those pieces together into. Rant aside, I love it here. From the trees to the rivers. But its the people here that move me. Sacramento is one of the most integrated cities in America. I find I'm welcome everywhere. The spices work in this city of nearly 500,000 and for the most part these spices blend well together. From Ukrainians to Hispanics and a sizable gay community, all the spices seem to work well here. I frequently travel and occasionally I will venture into a city with huge racial borders, where its unsafe to visit after certain hours. I haven't found it here. I cant imagine living in a community where there is one hue or one spice. I love the big trees, Temple Coffee House, the Alhambra Safeway, Zelda's Pizza, Bicyclist in Midtown, The Mother Lode Saloon, Crest Theater, and the Rivers. I could go on and I might. Sacramento is home.

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