The Spartanburg South Carolina Not Famous Yet! Taco Bell Burrito Assault

While the assault pictures were too graphic and not actually available for The Sacratomatoville Post ,we can describe it for you with our cut and paste magic!
 Persons with vivid imaginations may benefit from this tragic and burning story.
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Okay! We’ll Tell ya!


The Manager of the Spartanburg Taco Bell Patricia Keeley 

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Note: This isn’t Patrica Keeley.  I have no idea what she looks like.   Its a random picture taken from Google  I liked her smile.  Notice how she is holding her finger…  Cute Right?   Check out the worker behind the counter. AS IF….   

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Monday afternoon.  Patrica (pre burrito burn) told her staff member.   A formally mild mannered  Christopher Dalton Image result for taco bell manager

Another random Google pic.  I have no idea who he is either, But he looks happy.  

She changed his work schedule. Chris didn’t like this news and was top level PISSED!   There were random heated angry words with his co-workers.  Then Keeley went for the juggler, she told him to stop being a…….

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Chris threw a burrito at his boss. 


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 This is actually a picture of Melania Trump after learning she had to share a bed with Donald tonight !



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Keeley told police “the HOT melted cheese got all over her left arm and went all down her left side and leg.  There was cheese everywhere all over the appliances.


Chris wasn’t done!   Keeley said, he took off his headset and threw it on the ground causing it to break into several pieces and walked out! 

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Police is charging Chris Dalton with misdemeanor assault Image result for spartanburg sc police department

For a few seconds Patrica Keeley can say she had HOTT LEGS!!!!!

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Please direct all my hate mail to Donald J Trump, he has way changing events, “This isn’t hate mail, these are love poems from voters who love me.!



Published by CityFella

Big city fella, Born and Raised in the San Francisco Bay Area. Lived in New York (a part time New Yorker) for three years . I have lived in the Sacramento area since 1993. When I first moved here, I hated it. Initially found the city too conservative for my tastes. A great place to raise children however too few options for adults . The city has grown up, there is much to do here. The city suffers from low self esteem in my opinion, locals have few positive words to say about their hometown. visitors and transplants are amazed at what they find here. From, the grand old homes in Alkali Flats, and the huge trees in midtown, there are many surprises in Sacramento. Theater is alive is this area . And finally ,there is a nightlife... In.downtown midtown, for the young and not so young. My Criticism is with local government. There is a shortage of visionaries in city hall. Sacramento has long relied on the state, feds and real estate for revenue. Like many cities in America,Downtown Sacramento was the hub of activity in the area. as the population moved to the suburbs and retail followed. The city has spent millions to revive downtown. Today less than ten thousand people live downtown. No one at city hall could connect the dots. Population-Retail. Business says Sacramento is challenging and many corporations have chosen to set up operations outside the cities limits. There is vision in the burbs. Sacramento has bones, there are many good pieces here, leaders seem unable or unwilling to put those pieces together into. Rant aside, I love it here. From the trees to the rivers. But its the people here that move me. Sacramento is one of the most integrated cities in America. I find I'm welcome everywhere. The spices work in this city of nearly 500,000 and for the most part these spices blend well together. From Ukrainians to Hispanics and a sizable gay community, all the spices seem to work well here. I frequently travel and occasionally I will venture into a city with huge racial borders, where its unsafe to visit after certain hours. I haven't found it here. I cant imagine living in a community where there is one hue or one spice. I love the big trees, Temple Coffee House, the Alhambra Safeway, Zelda's Pizza, Bicyclist in Midtown, The Mother Lode Saloon, Crest Theater, and the Rivers. I could go on and I might. Sacramento is home.

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