Lawd have mercy, Lawd have mercy, LAWD HAVE MUR-CEE!! This effing rapegate may FINALLY BE OVAH! Between Kandi and Porsha. I think after one apologies this one my have stuck.
Speaking of stuck, Bravo has stuck us with this lame reunion. They are holding some of us captive, until next week when we finally see Nene and Wig go at it… And fuck! (yeah I said it) it better be Epic!
This reunion much like this season has been much to do about Nothing. Speaking of nothing why is Marlo still here? Marlo doesn’t appreciate, Kenya calling her a HO. (not a garden tool) When Andy, (who I might add is keeping this reunion afloat with his own shade) ask Marlo how does she make her money? She tells Andy, she dated a billionaire. Who is not Ted Turner. The billionaire, bought her home and her mothers home and her Aston Martin. And she has a LLC ” Simply Marlo”. Kenya! “We see each other”
Andy asked Nene about her epic breakdown in Oakland. (Telling a heckler-she hoped she would get raped by a Uber driver) Nene seemed sincerely sorry. Sheree was offended. Next.
Eva, came out having contractions. (Dr Jackie is on call) She and Cynthia had a few moments regarding Will. Was he seeing someone the same time as he was seeing Cynthia? Of course this is one more example of this stupid season. Cynthia and Will weren’t anything to each other, so WHO CARES IF HE WAS DATING ANOTHER WOMEN!!!!!
Cynthia has moved on and is seeing someone else. Shady Andy suggested that Cynthia explore her clear attraction to women.
Bravo played us!
It was all a tease. The sit down with Wig (Kim to her friends) was saved for the last few minutes of last night’s episode.
Nene’s back was erect. She came out looking good in a red dress and her red solo cup (Houston is there a problem?)
Andy, an equal opportunity shade master asked her “What the end game on the lip” (This destroyed twitter)
They began with the Elephant Room . Where Kim told Cynthia to be quiet and look pretty. Kim says she never suggested that Cynthia is lucky she’s beautiful because she’s not capable of much else. The Receipts says your a lier. The footage shows Kim saying that Cynthia is lucky she’s beautiful because she’s not capable of much else.
Another dig from Andy: He compares Kim’s pivoting tendencies to Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Then Kim asks, “Who the hell is that?”
A moment with Dr CityFella: I’ve always suspected Nene rage towards Kim is love. Outside of Sheree, Nene has known Kim more than 10 years. It was Nene who suggested Kim come on to the show. and Unlike Sheree, these two had a genuine friendship. Nene said, she saw Kim at the mall and she believes Kim saw her and didn’t acknowledge her. The Elephant room was another attempt to patch the hole in there friendship.
Kim, insist she never say Nene at the mall. or took a photo of her car in the handicapped Then we see the footage of her doing what she said she didn’t do. Bleep, Bleep, Bleep,
Southern Charm “New Orleans” Premiered after the Housewives has promise. The Real Housewives of the Potomac, looks good this season. Beverly Hills has one more episode before the Reunion and its about to go down at the Hampton’s in New York (read my review) Bravo is going to have overhaul Atlanta, we deserve better.!