STAND BACK her Va-jay,jay is loaded!


 

You’ve seen this a few hundred times on Cops and Live P.D.   A couple was pulled over for speeding in a small town. Chenoa, Illinois.

One of them Anika Witt or her bud Clinton McDonald probably was a little twitchy

Cops and Live P.D vets know what happens with twitchy occupants

The PoPo searches the car and finds……….

Ecstasy and Heroin

Anika had Ecstasy in her bra. and Heroin in the Car

No one was going home that night in September.

They took her to women’s jail and her friend to the men’s Jail.

During the mandatory strip search they discovered a fully loaded  Kimber 380 in her Vagina.

As for Clinton, they didn’t find a gun in his Vagina.  (no wait)

Things were looking bleak for Anika,  15 years for the drugs and 10 years for the gun.

25 years in the slammer

Unless she blabs on Clinton.

Anika sings. cause she has a criminal background. theft, bad checks and resisting arrest.

After her concert, she was sentenced to two years in State Prison.  They gave her credit for the eight months served and she will see the light of day September 7th 2019.

CityFella

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Moved to the Big Tomata in the nineties from San Francisco. No Suburbs for me with its single colored houses and lawns and the excitement of pulling out my trash can once a week. I'm a CityFella , a part time New Yorker. I'm happiest in the Center City where people the streets and people are alive. I'm still waiting to buy a 34th floor condo somewhere downtown/Midtown with a nightclub. "Hurry I'm old" My politics are somewhere in the middle with a needle that constantly moves. I'm too liberal to be a Republican and too conservative to be a Democrat. Everything interests me . I've come to love Sacratomato, Its a nice town in cheap sensible shoes .

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