The Real Housewives of New York S10 ep 14 “A little freaky Speed Dating”


Loved this episode, this time were gonna start with pictures.  Speed dating, New York Style.

 I wanna believe Sonja didn’t under stand when she said ‘I love hand marks the next day. Oh, my god,’ Sonja told him.  I think she was simply flirting.

Multi-tailed whip: A man at the speed-dating party whispered to Sonja that he has a 'cat o' nine tails' after she complained about weak spanking

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Turning red: Sonja blushed as the man told her about his leather whip

Tied up: The man continued that Sonja also would be 'tied up' and 'helpless'

Hand marks: Sonja buried her head as the man said he would leave 'hand marks' on her rear

 Sonja buried her head as the man said he would leave ‘hand marks’ on her rear!Image result for breathe gif

Take a Moment 

Let’s get through Some Blah,Blah, then onto the “Main Event”

The episode begins with Luann and her music director Billy Stritch who is a real deal in the music world as they prepare for her cabaret show, featuring Sonja Morgan.  Who says “It’s good to be back in her element”   Cabaret?  Sonja thought skin.  Luann assured her that there wouldn’t be snatch on display.  

Sonja wants to date.   Young Frenchy is history and the other older gentleman want to be serious.         Sonja goes over the Bethenny’s house to review here online dating profile which reads:  She’s  a model slash actress, a toaster oven gourmet, a creator of a global luxury and lifestyle brand and much more.    Sonja and Bethenny laugh over the crazy ass profile.

Tinsley is movin on up………  To the Penthouse of her hotel. (30K a month) her friend Michael in helping her move.    BF Scott is moving in with her.   Tins meets with Carole, her young ex Adam want her back.  (Hey, once your with a mature woman……. )he’s  is wooing her or stalking her, with flowers.  Carole isn’t sure.  She gets some roses from a woman who wants her to come to her Speed Dating Event,  she wanted Carole to bring friends.

Carole meets with Luann over coffee.  Luann is in AA.  Living in New York is challenging for her sobriety. Carole likes this Luann.

Ramona is working out, she says with her weight loss, everything looks good on her .

Blah, Blah over, time for main event Speed dating. 

It’s refreshing to see women over 40 dating and not looking like cartoon characters.   Were at the event.  Carole,Dorinda and Tinsley are not participating, they’re there  to observe.

Let be clear, Ramona at age 61, got game.  Mad game.  M’s Springer can work a room and every man in it.  She has long mastered the hair toss and the eyes.  Young ladies, take note.   She can make a man feel like the most important person in the room.

     Flirt expert: Ramona Singer moved in on the scarf guy at the speed-dating party

Next is Luann, who really just sexy.  She is a natural man magnet.

There were many men at the event.  But red scarf, was the prize of the night.  The event planner was saving him for Carole.  But Ramona, saw him and the red scarf…….Red scarf: Pro matchmaker Rori had a man in a red scarf in mind for Carole Radziwill

‘I came to the party just for this,’ admitted Sonja who called Ramona ‘mesmerizing to watch’.   And she didn’t disappoint, she worked Red Scarf and another man who thought she was in her forties.   Excited, she laid one on him.

    Turns out, red scarf turned out to be Brian, a lawyer who met Bethenny in Miami and he came to the speed-dating session in hoping to see her again.

 Back story: Scarf wearing Brian told Bethenny Frankel that he came to the party just to see her again

Beautiful Bethenny, doesn’t have game.   Her delivery sucks big time. When red scarf flirts with her. She say’s something about a blow job.   Red scarf really seems to be into Bethenny, who doesn’t seem to be into him.

Meanwhile, for Ramona, this is a contest.  I don’t think she wants him, but she want to take him from Bethenny.   She say’s she wants to send him a drink, after all he bought her one.   But it wasn’t that kinda event.    So buys him a drink and takes it over to him WHILE he’s talking to Bethenny.  Ramoma:  “You bought me a drink so I bought you one in return. Cheers, and then she walks away.      RS, is a bad bitch!   If she were 25, women would beat her ass at the club.

Sonja Morgan, will flirt with a plant and the plant would follow her home.  Her flirting is playful and mostly innocent.   Earlier this season, she flirted with a gay man.  And asked him if he was bi-sexual? He said, no and she said, If I buy you something would you get sexual?

So here we are,  all the ladies have met nice men.  No matches, but nice men.   Good sport Sonja is ovah in a corner with a man who has a food stain on his shirt.   She’s cool, like hey, I can be nice   So she flirts with the man.  The innocently start taking to him about spanking.  This man gets a hard on and start talking about how he was going to tie her up and how he is going to spank the hell out her and leave red hand marks.    It took, Sonja a minute and it hit her.  Oh fuck!!!!!!

At the speed dating event.  Tinsley invites the ladies to Colombia.  She tells them its totally safe.

(Cue Scary Music)

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