The Unfight at Wal Mart


We LOVE Wal-Marts, especially the SuperCenters, it’s the perfect place to see an argument over a simple one dollar box of Junior Mints turn into a full brawl. Type in Wal Mart on You Tube and it would take you months to binge watch all the brawls. In an ideal world all the fights would be categorized. Wal Mart fight in Produce, Wal Mart fight in electronics.

This Wal Mart story isn’t about a brawl or a fight. Just a couple who got caught up, in the caught up,at the Wal Mart Supercenter in Mankato Minnesota.

Giving them the benefit, they were soooooooooo caught up, they weren’t paying attention to where they were parked. The Front Entrance of the store.

“Well someone called 911”

When Manako finest drove up to Wally Mart, they discovered a man performing oral sex on a woman who was reclining in the drivers seat of a Red van. The officer said when he approached at van (with its engine running) the woe-man was laid back in the seat with her pants down and EXPOSED!!!

The man giving her pleasure, was her husband, thirty two year old Frank Nei. Home Cheese had his Fruit of the Loom’s down below his knees with his goodies out.

The officer knocked on the window and yelled at them! For Christ sake, ya’ll in front of a Wally Mart, my mom shops here! (not really-he didn’t say that) He told them to stop!

He said, they both seemed out of it. He didn’t smell any alcohol.

The officer said Mrs Shantell Nei was groggy and lethargic. Turns out she had taken some sleep medication. Hubby said, his wife didn’t have a drivers licence and drove because he had been drinking, and she wanted to give him some head.

Mrs Nei was cited for driving while impaired. Hubby Frank , charges were a little more serious. In addition to being charged for indecent exposure, home cheese violated a court order from November of last year. Barring him from have any contact, oral or otherwise with Mrs Nei.

I guess, if ya can’t DO it at home…. DO it at Wal Mart!

CityFella

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Big city fella, Born and Raised in the San Francisco Bay Area. Lived in New York (a part time New Yorker) for three years . I have lived in the Sacramento area since 1993. When I first moved here, I hated it. Initially found the city too conservative for my tastes. A great place to raise children however too few options for adults . The city has grown up, there is much to do here. The city suffers from low self esteem in my opinion, locals have few positive words to say about their hometown. visitors and transplants are amazed at what they find here. From, the grand old homes in Alkali Flats, and the huge trees in midtown, there are many surprises in Sacramento. Theater is alive is this area . And finally ,there is a nightlife... In.downtown midtown, for the young and not so young. My Criticism is with local government. There is a shortage of visionaries in city hall. Sacramento has long relied on the state, feds and real estate for revenue. Like many cities in America,Downtown Sacramento was the hub of activity in the area. as the population moved to the suburbs and retail followed. The city has spent millions to revive downtown. Today less than ten thousand people live downtown. No one at city hall could connect the dots. Population-Retail. Business says Sacramento is challenging and many corporations have chosen to set up operations outside the cities limits. There is vision in the burbs. Sacramento has bones, there are many good pieces here, leaders seem unable or unwilling to put those pieces together into. Rant aside, I love it here. From the trees to the rivers. But its the people here that move me. Sacramento is one of the most integrated cities in America. I find I'm welcome everywhere. The spices work in this city of nearly 500,000 and for the most part these spices blend well together. From Ukrainians to Hispanics and a sizable gay community, all the spices seem to work well here. I frequently travel and occasionally I will venture into a city with huge racial borders, where its unsafe to visit after certain hours. I haven't found it here. I cant imagine living in a community where there is one hue or one spice. I love the big trees, Temple Coffee House, the Alhambra Safeway, Zelda's Pizza, Bicyclist in Midtown, The Mother Lode Saloon, Crest Theater, and the Rivers. I could go on and I might. Sacramento is home.

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