We LOVE Wal-Marts, especially the SuperCenters, it’s the perfect place to see an argument over a simple one dollar box of Junior Mints turn into a full brawl. Type in Wal Mart on You Tube and it would take you months to binge watch all the brawls. In an ideal world all the fights would be categorized. Wal Mart fight in Produce, Wal Mart fight in electronics.
This Wal Mart story isn’t about a brawl or a fight. Just a couple who got caught up, in the caught up,at the Wal Mart Supercenter in Mankato Minnesota.
Giving them the benefit, they were soooooooooo caught up, they weren’t paying attention to where they were parked. The Front Entrance of the store.
“Well someone called 911”
When Manako finest drove up to Wally Mart, they discovered a man performing oral sex on a woman who was reclining in the drivers seat of a Red van. The officer said when he approached at van (with its engine running) the woe-man was laid back in the seat with her pants down and EXPOSED!!!
The man giving her pleasure, was her husband, thirty two year old Frank Nei. Home Cheese had his Fruit of the Loom’s down below his knees with his goodies out.
The officer knocked on the window and yelled at them! For Christ sake, ya’ll in front of a Wally Mart, my mom shops here! (not really-he didn’t say that) He told them to stop!
He said, they both seemed out of it. He didn’t smell any alcohol.
The officer said Mrs Shantell Nei was groggy and lethargic. Turns out she had taken some sleep medication. Hubby said, his wife didn’t have a drivers licence and drove because he had been drinking, and she wanted to give him some head.
Mrs Nei was cited for driving while impaired. Hubby Frank , charges were a little more serious. In addition to being charged for indecent exposure, home cheese violated a court order from November of last year. Barring him from have any contact, oral or otherwise with Mrs Nei.
I guess, if ya can’t DO it at home…. DO it at Wal Mart!