There is so much media content online these days its possible to get confused, or not.
Saturday Afternoon, someone called the Manassas, Virginia PD to report a man inside Giant Food store. The man was pulling down his pants and rubbing the produce on his ass AND THEN putting the produce back on the shelf .
The ass rubbing nasty man was 27 year old Michael Dwayne Johnson of Manassas. Man-ASS-as (coincidence-moving on)
He was arrested, charged with indecent exposure and destruction of property.
The workers had to destroy several pallets of produce
I’m sure they did their best. BUT what if they missed a head of lettuce. A head destined to be the centerpiece for a salad at a large dinner party.
The host rinsed the lettuce and noticed…………………
I will end here