Michael Dwayne,rubbing produce on your A** wont keep them fresh


There is so much media content online  these days its possible to get confused, or not.

Saturday Afternoon, someone called the Manassas, Virginia PD to report a man inside Giant Food store.  The man was pulling down his pants and rubbing the produce on his ass AND THEN putting the produce back on the shelf .

The ass rubbing nasty man was 27 year old Michael Dwayne Johnson of Manassas.    Man-ASS-as   (coincidence-moving on)

He was arrested, charged with indecent exposure and destruction of property.

 

The workers had to destroy several pallets of produce

I’m sure they did their best. BUT what if they missed a head of lettuce.   A head destined to be the centerpiece for a salad at a large dinner party.

The host rinsed the lettuce and noticed…………………

I will end here

CityFella

 

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Moved to the Big Tomata in the nineties from San Francisco. No Suburbs for me with its single colored houses and lawns and the excitement of pulling out my trash can once a week. I'm a CityFella , a part time New Yorker. I'm happiest in the Center City where people the streets and people are alive. I'm still waiting to buy a 34th floor condo somewhere downtown/Midtown with a nightclub. "Hurry I'm old" My politics are somewhere in the middle with a needle that constantly moves. I'm too liberal to be a Republican and too conservative to be a Democrat. Everything interests me . I've come to love Sacratomato, Its a nice town in cheap sensible shoes .

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