I gotta go, and I GOTTA GO RIGHT NOW!!!

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If you are a person of a certain age, you know what I’m talking about.  For others this is Russian.

Long gone are the days when you could ignore the pressure.  Play Tennis, lube a car.

Today, you have to plan ahead to avoid Armageddon!!!  “What’s that smell”

Sometimes, I think I’m still sixteen with lots of time.  With pressure on 10, I can tighten those muscles as  I walk up two flights of stairs and as soon as I reach for the keys to freedom.  The dam breaks right at the front door.

“What’s that Smell”

“God has a sense of humor”