He tried, they tried, he tried, he tried, but Bill couldn’t get no SATISFACTION.
Bill is a 79 year old man, living in a Cleveland, Ohio suburb, hired two Black Service girls (Hookers) for sexual services. Bill laid out five hundred George Washington’s for their services. The duo didn’t meet his expectations. Unlike Sears he didn’t get a guarantee leaving Bill displeased. Bill dialed 911, to complain.
He told the Police he was robbed!!
By the time the Po Po arrived the service girls were gone. Bill told the police he had met the fortyish women through a friend in Cleveland.
While Bill believed he had been victimized, the officers explained that while he didn’t get SATISFACTION, it didn’t constitute an actual robbery attempt.
What Bill didn’t know, solicitation of prostitution is a misdemeanor.
The Po Po cut him a break .
On January 3rd, Bill tried and he tried, and he tried, and he tried, but Bill couldn’t get no SATISFACTION