She Clobbered him with a frozen Pork Chop


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DATELINE:  Friday February 1, 2019

Brooksville, Florida 11ish PM

 

Jennifer Brassard  48   , and her 54 year old BooImage result for older man hiding his face, were in it  It was the late Friday Fights on Shetland Ln.

The two dated and now live together in Brooksville, Florida Image result for brooksville florida a small city of nearly 8000 ,south of Tampa

 

Brooksville was once a major citrus production area and was known as the “Home of the Tangerine .

 

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Anyway!!!

Not sure if her boo Image result for older man hiding his facesaw the frozen pork chop coming,   But when it hit him he left the premises.  I don’t think he asked her any other questions. 

He called the police

When the Police arrived they determined she was the primary aggressor and took her away.  

The chop hit her boo below the left eye, causing a half-inch laceration.

They booked her into the county jail and charged her with a misdemeanor domestic battery charge. 

A judge ordered her to stay away from her….  Current, soon to be ex? Boo.

Not sure who gets custody of the killer Poke chop

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