someone should tell you

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Which would you prefer?

A complete stranger telling you that there is toilet paper hanging from you pants  or a late discovery hours, minutes later

I sat through a two hour meeting with a small black comb in the front of my head.  After the meeting I chatted with various people. I discovered the comb which was front and center during a brief mirror check in the men’s room.   I was angry with people who knew me and didn’t mention the comb.  I tried to justify their silence by thinking perhaps they thought it was a new African American hair style but no.  A few days later I spoke to the three people and calmly said we should look out for each other.   Everyone apologized but it still burns.

The lead in a sales meeting forgot to zip up her dress.  In the meeting their were 4 females and seven males.  It was a male who walked up and whispered in her ear.

A few days ago, a Congresswoman from Florida was on The View, her wig wasn’t on correctly.  There she was on a National TV show with her natural hair showing.

Unzipped pants,  un-tucked shirts, face boogers, and other social embarrassments where are your friends? or would you mind if a stranger told you ?






friends, I made the discovery after a brief mirror check  WHO, I yelled at later.  I’m

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Moved to the Big Tomata in the nineties from San Francisco. No Suburbs for me with its single colored houses and lawns and the excitement of pulling out my trash can once a week. I'm a CityFella , a part time New Yorker. I'm happiest in the Center City where people the streets and people are alive. I'm still waiting to buy a 34th floor condo somewhere downtown/Midtown with a nightclub. "Hurry I'm old" My politics are somewhere in the middle with a needle that constantly moves. I'm too liberal to be a Republican and too conservative to be a Democrat. Everything interests me . I've come to love Sacratomato, Its a nice town in cheap sensible shoes .

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