Watermelon Heads aren’t just candy


In fact, I don’t know if there is even a candy called Watermelon heads.  What I do know from reports is on May 6,two people scraped out a couple watermelons, carved out two holes so they could see out of the watermelons and stole some alcohol from a Sheetz convenience store in Louisa. Virginia, a town 30 miles east of Charlottesville

The pair had even posed for a photograph at a Food Lion store in Louisa prior to their alleged alcohol heist.

“HEY DESES IS OUR DISGUISES WE GONNA ROB A STORE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD” 

20 year old Justin Rogers is no RAT!

The Watermelon Po Po caught Justin Rogers and charged him with larceny, underage possession of alcohol, and wearing a mask while committing larceny.  His Melon boi is free for the moment.

If you live in Louisa, Virginia and saw two men wearing Watermelons on their heads called the Louisa Police department. The reference case is “MELON-HEADS.” and if they wasted the good meat out of the Watermelon, the bail should be 100 kazillion dollars!

These guys are local celebrities. Think about it .how many times have you looked back in line and saw two people wearing real watermelons on their heads.   VH1 or Lifetime…I see a movie.

By this picture, the thieves kept six feet apart. (Covid-19-TWO BIG THUMBS UP)

CityFella

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Moved to the Big Tomata in the nineties from San Francisco. No Suburbs for me with its single colored houses and lawns and the excitement of pulling out my trash can once a week. I'm a CityFella , a part time New Yorker. I'm happiest in the Center City where people the streets and people are alive. I'm still waiting to buy a 34th floor condo somewhere downtown/Midtown with a nightclub. "Hurry I'm old" My politics are somewhere in the middle with a needle that constantly moves. I'm too liberal to be a Republican and too conservative to be a Democrat. Everything interests me . I've come to love Sacratomato, Its a nice town in cheap sensible shoes .

2 thoughts on “Watermelon Heads aren’t just candy

  1. I see it all the time. Our football team (Saskatchewan Roughriders) wear green and white so their fans (most of Saskatchewan) wear green and white on game day and many of them wear watermelon helmets. 🙄

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