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I Donald John Trump

The Best President in the HISTORY of these United States.  

Hereby, Pardon myself of course

 AND my three eldest children

Ivanka, Don Jr and Eric

And Various Unnamed Associates

(The names are coming and they are tremendous people)

For, Current Crimes, Crimes we may have committed-but forgot, Unfair Crimes, Petty Crimes, Crimes to pathetic people, and unknown Crimes committed in this life and future crimes in the afterlife and beyond.

Effective before Sleepy Joe takes office

The Election was rigged, I think the Pope was involved, keep sending those checks for Justice.


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